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Officer O'Toole tried his best to hide the scratch on the roof when Sergeant Rickman turned up at the scene.

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Brilliant!

Davie Marshall

01/04/10
05:34pm

Murphy, you do realise I can see you.

Officer Ray 'Like a Glove' Smith accomplishes another successful parallel parking maneuver.

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The last Toyota the NYPD ever bought

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This Toyota story keeps on prevailing...

Davie Marshall

31/03/10
11:16am

"Well, come on then"

"Why me?"

"Why you?! YOU crashed the car... YOU go find a black guy to arrest for it"

Photoshop: Copy-and-pasting badly cropped smear campaigns since 1993!

outstanding driving officer ,you have passed your driving test

dont worry a lick of paint and it will be as good as new , but im not sure about afican/american underneath are you sure he looked at you the wrong way

dont worry a lick of paint and it will be as good as new , but im not sure about afican/american underneath are you sure he looked at you the wrong way

should have phoned go compare for a quote

yeah well you can explain it to the chief that you thought that that pidgeon was a security threat

yeah well just book anyone for jaywalking that should cover it up

" hi training school, can i cancel my advanced driving course, i have issues "

Hey officer Dibble, theres a top cat here wanting to see you.

Sorry guys, in all the rush I forgot the doughnuts

Officer Warczowski's Photoshop attempt for April Fool's Day was less than convincing.

"Right,I'll open my eyes in one minute and realise it was just a dream!"

I do not care if they have shut down your favourite doughnut shop for harbouring suspected terrorists, that is no excuse for this Officer Smith.

The Department's time-honoured buddy system was about to be quite seriously tested.

Marty and Wayne were just two of 225,000 employees who rated DHS 36th out of 36 for Job Satisfaction.

Cop Eyed A Claim due to a Police Academy mix up. (anag)

Nothing goes for me Sarge, I never get any brakes.

"Look on the bright side, it'll take the attention away from the cigarette burn you put in the upholstery."

You're not gonna believe this Sarg. One minute I'm sat there minding my own business, the next the building shifts 30 feet in my direction. It was extraordinary.

In the words of Shaggy, it wasn't me

I told you not to buy a sat nav off that Iraqi

Traces of copper car-bonnet were found all over the scene.

Being an ex wrestler 'The Big Boss Man' couldn't resist giving the police car a few elbow drops.

When King Kong burps

Sargent, really, Godzilla came running down 5th Ave and just kicked the car.

OK, Popeye Doyle, we've even checked the rocker panels now - do you want us to put the car back as it was?

Osama Bin Laden just loved "The Blues Brothers".

"Look on the bright side Jim, you weren't drink or drug driving... just donut driving."

Busted in the hood

I blame Neighbourhood Watch - too many noisy parkers

Smokey breaker

"Why oh why does he have to sit on the hood to eat his lunch?"