Kinder made Madonna an Easter Egg

So that's where babies come from!

It often took Roger quite a while to come out of his shell.

Soldier boy.

"Mum, I don't want to be an egg"
"Why not, honey?"
"Well, you only get laid once...It takes four minutes to get hard and the only chick that ever sat on your face is your mum."

boyled egg

In a nut-shell.

Hatch me if you can.

Child star of Anglo-French romcom L'Oeuf Eggshelly.

a variation on the bowl haircut.

In Kipling's first draft, Mowgli was brought up in the jungle by chickens

Which came first - the children or the egg?

the dramatic effects of bird flu

Brainwave.

Social services noticed evidence of child battering.

Surprise Kinder Egg

Sonny sighed up.

The shells that rendered Baghdad a nuclear biological nightmare were said to have contained depleted Iranians.

shade to grey

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i like this picture...!! they way the child express his feeling...
:-)

comments (total: 2)

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Eh???

Keith McClory

06/04/10
09:43pm

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Most bizarre...

Davie Marshall

06/04/10
11:39pm

'Midwich Cuckoos " the sequel

Eggsellent Hair

chucks mother had her worst fears confirmed ,big bird did get her pregnant

boo ! and you though that there was a chick in there

Sam was encouraged to face his phobia of teaspoons.

Crèche Helmet

While you are thinking up captions, I am reading your mind and stealing your pin number!

Just yolking, Mummy.

Cheaper than genetic engineering:his parents turned him into a chick

Young Charlie was always going to be eggs-posed.

Eggs-change-a-Billy-Tee

Foreign Eggs-change student.

Young Oliver couldn't help 'glairing' at the camera.

With or without breaking the thing, he was just too young to make an omelette.

I need a word in your shell-like son.

Turned out the Pope had always been rather partial to this sort of Egg Benedict.

I'm Kenneth and I'm trendy - I'm known as Chic Ken

Happy Ester

Ova head.

Already Baby Poirot was showing evidence of his father's little grey cells

My Mum said if I ate too many Easter eggs I'd end up looking like one

It's the only way mum would let me out on my new skateboard.

Yes, my daddy is Philip Tracey. How did you know.

So Mork did ride Mindy. I knew it.

I love Easter me.

The BBC announces a new quiz for children, Junior Eggheads