"According to the Sat Nav we are outside Waterstones."

Beached buggy

Jeep Sea Diver.

"But you said pull in the next time you see a Shell."

The alternative ending to 'Planet of the Apes' had been blighted by the need for Product Placement.

The driver instructor had warned Gareth about coasting.

Bought off e Bay

4 X Shore

Gone to Wrack and Ruin.

Drink driving.

Frank would do anything to avoid the clampers.

And they said the inhabitants of easter island were savages !

Jeepers! - at least a Land Cruiser MIGHT have floated!

Before she even opened her mouth, Derek could already hear his wife's "I told you so!"

Desert Island Disc Brakes

Robinson Crusoe control

"...sitting in a crock on a bay....."

4XFirth of Forth.

'Oi Paddy,i thought you said this was a shallow crossing?'
"Well it was only up to the ducks middle"

"I rather think I was wise not to take the Bentley, old chap." It turns out that the owner is a wry toff as well.

Bond very disappointed with Q's latest efforts.

YES WE CAN'T.
Jeep 0 - 1 OffRoad.

sharon"gary romance is not dead , but your brain is, what were you thinking ?"

hi mum, you know your jeep i borrowed......

When the police finally managed to open the door they found a rolled-up note on the drivers seat.

“Please help me.
Have been stuck on this island for three years.
You’ll find it around 200 miles to the South East of New Guinea.
Please hurry.
Sorry about the Jeep, I didn’t have a bottle”

For Sale: Jeep in sand grey with sea green upholstery. One or two minor scuffs and skid marks. Needs a minor valet, and engine needs minor attention, if you can shift the octopus under the bonnet.
- Phone Branscombe 1234

The rapidity of global warming surprises team attempting to drive to North Pole.

chitty chitty bang bang we love you

Nemo Limo

Leave it a moment and try again it may be flooded

Yousaid'Leftatnextexit?'andIsaid'Right'meaningcorrect
andyousaid'OK'thenyoubloodyTURNrightandhereweareandno
it'sNOTromanticandthetide'scominginagainandI'vemissed
twodays'bloodycaptions!

"That's a sand set of wheels mate."

General Motors flagship model lived up to its name

That sand proves you can get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter.

Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can drive through land!

Pirates of the carribean top gear stylie

'From Here to Eternity' re-make sees ageing Burt and Deborah take a back seat for their horizontal love scene.

Webuyanycar.com goes under

This week on scrap heap challenge, 4 x 4 nuclear submarines.

should have went to spec savers.

‘Dam cars’

The difference between a slip road and a slipway

I said I wanted a Transam, not a jetsam

Stranded Wr-angler

Introducing the new Fjord Flotsam

Unfortunately, Jeff's jeep was only a 1x4

Drifting