"There's your problem," said the man from the AA. "Your battery's dead."

The vultures had tracked the Chevrolet for 5 miles before attacking it, it is a behaviour known as Chevy Chase.

Harry had only bought the car to pick up birds

Trying to conceal a dead body in the boot in a vulture infested area. Never an easy task.

Car-nivores.

After twice having his paintwork spoilt by droppings, Craig changed his insurance to Turd Party, Flyer & Theft.

What a carrion!!

Hoodpeckers

where vultures go dogging.

Tim used to have a bee in his bonnet about lack of parking, but not any more.

Ominous signs at the launch of the latest gas guzzling Yank tank.

The new Chevrolet Aviana.
It's the shit.

"If you'd have let me finish, I said, 'Let's find a carcass'! Idiots."

The autobot blended into his environment flawlessly. Even the birds didnt know.

It may seem stupid, but the sign is the wrong way around!

Upon a further RAC inspection, the Spanish accented mechanic diagnosed the problem as being a car-bird-ate-her fault.

You said this car was a bird magnet... Oh.

The vultures were happy the limited range of Herbert's new electric car!

High s-peck car.

Locked out of your vehicle and need to jemmy the door? Call in the Birds Of Pry. No crowbar required.

"Carrion Regardless!" squealed Barbara to Syd in the back seat.

"Ok, tea break's over. Let's get back up there in a tight circle this time"

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Don Mclean drove his chevy to the levee and the water was dry, just out if picture is the dried up riverbed

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And what about the birds?

Davie Marshall

19/03/10
03:18pm

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They are the Yardbirds, supporting act

Greg Hunter

19/03/10
03:25pm

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Tenuous link award goes to... ;)

Davie Marshall

19/03/10
02:40pm

Once one got the taste for rubber, the others learnt parrot fashion

Chevrolet impala just too realisitic for some birds.

The vultures had thought it was a dead mustang

Top gears medium priced car donated to Longleat.

Once the vultures had their pick, the apes were due in for the afternoon shift.

It is a popular parking spot for hit and run drivers looking to get all the blood and gore off their vehicles.

Flock Car Racing.

Peter and Paul having wimpishly flown away as instructed, Mary and the hen party were free to get stuck into the car case.

Nando's food prep staging area.

auditions for a remake of the classic alfred hitchcock film 'the birds' get underway in london.

Bloody tyre kickers.

The engine had died

Next time you tie a dead deer to the front of the car, Vern, wash the ruddy thing afterwards, will you?

You mean I was meant to buy parking VOUCHERS?

Whoever got a parking space was all down to the office pecking order

OK, who spread laxative-soaked crumbs all over the boss's new car?