"Oh No ! Madonna's chosen me!"

mummy i will never try to eat your lippy again.........waaaaaaa

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Wee Yeung Boi would learn the hard way when playing 'shut your eyes and open your mouth'

comments (total: 2)

04

I like the initial pun, but then this turns into something I wouldn't vote for.

David G

16/03/10
06:04pm

03

No worries chief, I've taken onboard your comment and have made the necessary edit.
I tend to go down the Frankie Boyle route, but yeah, sometimes less is more.

Stephen Paterson

17/03/10
10:10am

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