The Council was forced to pay a big bill to combat the seagull menace

Hey George, there's a bus load of Americans just arrived at the cruise ship. Fancy a game of swoop and poop.

Kill Bill

He must be on his mobile a lot, thought the seagull. He has a huge Orange bill.

Gull a bill photographer sees the light.

Sky+ bill.

The seagull: an energetic flier.
The pelican: light on its feet.

"Hi Bill, why the long face?"

Off-beak electricity.

Not THE Steven Seagull?

Hurry up Maureen. The foot warmer will be switched on shortly.

Things get a bit congested at Heathrow.

Andrew was left hovering madly in the wings when Percy received top billing and the spotlight yet again.

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That's why they call it a Pelican crossing

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Too similar to Wednesday 11.04.

A Muffled T

28/03/10
04:44pm

Chekhov versus Grisham

Big mouth is a figure of speech.. size has nothing to do with performance.

"For Christ sake, more bloody bills on my doorstep"

I'd leg it, mate - they're axing The Bill.

if you can,t land on it crap on it

Mummy-your home- what happend to your face ?

Bill pondered why Julie was up in the air about the new skylight... probably due to the fact he had forgotten to install the roof first.

Pelican about to be alighted from Perch.

"Have you got a loight, boy? - have you got a loight?"

Death From Above

Web-based Twitterers.

Gull-averse travails - Lily put Jonathan swiftly in her pouch.

Large bills force 'Tern Off Streetlights' campaign.

Seagull muses "Hmm,I'm crossing a Pelican!"

Warning: Bird strike imminent.

"John promised me he was going to call it The Seagull Brief. He promised me. Then you had to stick your beak in. You want a lamp, I'll give you a lamp, you bastard!!"

Peter pretended not to care, but quietly he was loving George's rendition of YMCA.

Are you sure it's meant to be lucky?

Jonathan Livingston Seagull was now running one to one enlightenment sessions with 'gullabill' birds.

It helped being a light sleeper when you were a member of the Old Bill's flying squad.

One of them was bound to become swoar

Clear off - this is a pelican crossing

Right Jack, lets show those car park vultures who is the daddy.

Brace yourself Dear.