Of course, you had to go and be rude to that gipsy-woman

Flash mob has dissapointing turnout.

You'll have to speak up i'm a bit deaf.

All fur coat and no knickers meet.

As Timmy's eyes began to sting, he knew he was going to lose this staring contest.

I don't know why you're so desperate to cover it up, Geraldine - a lot of people have ginger hair

tellewhatty?

Itchy and hairy all over ?Staring into space ? You may need to see your GP.

David Camerons rebuttle to Darlings budget, was seen as rather flipant.

Staring contest champ visits London shoppers today

New Tory Mascot revealed

Blibbigon's parents weren't all that happy about him playing with a dozen fuzzless imaginary friends in public, but let it go as it put a smile on his face.

Unfortunately they had misunderstood the sign "Monster Sale Now On!"

The honey monster decided to go around town incognito.

"Lady Gaga, is that you?"

The dangers of ecstasy.

Furbie's critisied as being to 'lifelike'

The brothers used to be close but recently some thing had come between them.

I've made a blue-per,son.

Dad looked at the green one but he said he would pre-fur blue.

Teletubbie's Tinky Winky mother is far from impressed when she brings home her new hippy boyfriend.

black sheep of the Wombles begs for money to help him get his next fix of weed.

Mum, I have found a slot at the back here to put the money in.

Mr. Praline had at last found a Norwegian Blue - "Lovely plumage, eh?"

It's a number 2 blade all over. Why do you ask?

Sorry, Mum - how did I know Loo-Bloo made hamsters grow exponentially

Avatar mania hits London

Wayne Rooney always wore his Everton kit as a child.