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Steve Wright Vote score: 627Steve Wright

They all stood around the old tranny trying desperately to hear the football results.


11/03/10
07:51pm

Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 161Scott McFarlane

Excuse me, but is the right queue to see Eddie Izzard


11/03/10
02:10pm

Greg Hunter Vote score: 22Greg Hunter

TV and Radio


11/03/10
12:33pm

D C Vote score: 169D C

"Prove you're a natural orange," he said.


12/03/10
03:34pm

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Different wavelengths


11/03/10
04:19pm

Stephen Paterson Vote score: 603Stephen Paterson

AC/DC?


11/03/10
02:58pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Shortly after this picture appeared in a local newspaper the head of the Scottish witness protection agency was pursuing his career outside of the police force.


11/03/10
12:36pm

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

'Camp David'


11/03/10
12:05pm

Davie Marshall Vote score: 668Davie Marshall

Mick Hucknell chats with Fred from Scooby Doo.


11/03/10
11:36am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

My advice is always to check the best-before date on henna


11/03/10
11:06am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

No, I'm with O2 actually


11/03/10
11:06am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Ginger Rogers but you have to buy him a drink first.


11/03/10
11:06am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

And I've lost three stone on this carrot diet


11/03/10
11:05am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Alex Reid just can't get away from those big tops.


11/03/10
11:03am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Laddie in Red.


11/03/10
11:01am

Coz Mackenzie Vote score: 513Coz Mackenzie

The biscuit tent did a roaring trade after Mike bellowed the virtues of his ginger nuts.


14/04/10
04:23am

Coz Mackenzie Vote score: 513Coz Mackenzie

Glenda thought high-viz hair would draw attention away from her stuble.


14/04/10
04:13am

Kenneth Konica Kenneth Konica

comment 1

Oh wow, that wig doesn't match his dress!


14/04/10
04:01am

Mark Daly Mark Daly

Anyone got a fag ?


29/03/10
08:23pm

Antony Ward Vote score: 93Antony Ward

red head.....think i.ll risk the ladies loos, mens queue is a mile long


25/03/10
07:01pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

BA cabin staff Unite in their anxious wait for the latest strike news.


21/03/10
12:00am

Steve Wright Vote score: 627Steve Wright

A charity fund rasing event was held this afternoon for Lee 'Blondie' Franklin, an arm amputee who was let down by the NHS when they gave him a childs prosthetic leg for an arm.


18/03/10
04:49pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

"I spent hours on my hair! Do NOT call it a scrappy 'do!"


13/03/10
12:00pm

Susie Sheppard Vote score: 158Susie Sheppard

Garry was beginning to feel self conscious that maybe his choice of shoes did clash with his outfit.


12/03/10
09:21pm

D C Vote score: 169D C

With Sarah Michelle Geller unavailable, they had to use her stand-in for Scooby Doo 3.


12/03/10
11:26am

D C Vote score: 169D C

Jeremy Beadle's attempt to prank the Scooby Doo gang was less than convincing.


12/03/10
09:36am

Hazel Abbott Hazel Abbott

Look if its good enough for Lily Allen wearing an orange
wig its good enough for me.


12/03/10
12:04am

Keith McClory Vote score: 302Keith McClory

Radio Tranny


11/03/10
07:27pm

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Actually, ever since a bottle of self-tanning solution leaked in my pocket, cuffs and collars do match


11/03/10
07:22pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

FM and nut


11/03/10
06:26pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

Al's disguise was working a treat: Fred was falling for his charms. And he would have gotten away with it too, if-


11/03/10
06:22pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

Barry was getting so angry and anxious about his costume that his friends had to tell him to give his cross stressing a rest.


11/03/10
06:18pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

"Are you in a Trance 'cos your Vest is too Tight?"


11/03/10
03:45pm

Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 161Scott McFarlane

Cheap remake of thelma and louise between takes.


11/03/10
02:24pm

Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 161Scott McFarlane

Wayne Rooney's disguise box leaves much to be desired.


11/03/10
02:22pm

Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 161Scott McFarlane

I tell you what, that tango sure does live up to the hype.


11/03/10
02:12pm

Greg Hunter Vote score: 22Greg Hunter

After 3 hours Bernard realised this was the queue for radio and sadly not for TV


11/03/10
12:32pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

your bum looks fine in the dress. it's the rest of you that I am worried about.


11/03/10
11:46am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

No you idiot, I said I wanted to go to a frock festival.


11/03/10
11:27am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Has anyone seen Scooby?


11/03/10
11:24am

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

All the chat about streaming was causing VHF in the Portaloo.


11/03/10
11:22am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Can I tempt you with a free glass of Sunny Delight, Madam?


11/03/10
11:04am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

My son's in the Army, and he hates his hair so much he always wears his pants on his head


11/03/10
11:03am

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