Andy goes commando

I love the smell of Persil in the morning.

Nobody told Corporal Hallam about the up and coming sortie, as they assumed he’d already been briefed.

The moment Saddam's Y-Fronts were beamed around the world.

Harry couldn't dodge the draft now.

The distinctive blue helmets of the UN indicate they only carry out pees-keeping duties.

Mission Unmentionable

Now the enemy are dropping pants on us, Sir - and they're loaded

SAS - Special Airing Service

yes mum being in afghanistan did scare the pants off me

Full Metal Underpants

Sgt's tight pants were chafing his helmet

Rob did the best Tom Jones impression in the army.

Primark security staff after day 1 of recent sale.

Saving Ryan's privates.

"Ole!" Matadors are macho even when faced with bullets and er wardrobe malfunctions

The argument against allowing Gays into the Armed Forces had been fuelled by Richard persisting on walking about with his helmet sticking out the side of his pants.

Not a Good Morning Vietnam.

Private Dancer reveals what he had 'Worn On The 4th of July.'

Privates on parade.

Forrest Dump

"Go on then....charge."

Fighting on the Y-Front Line

Brown finally admitted that his claim of increased defence spending was 'pants'.

Crotch helmet

I dont know but Ive been told
knickers on my head look mighty bold.
Sound off.

I warned you that the next dude that says I should have gone to Specsavers would get my head up their arse.

A genuine Crap Hat.

It's not cricket, but a test looms for the newest member of England's barmy army.

Being considered a peace-keeper was an added bonus.. few realized he just enjoyed wearing the mesh.

Private Allan was just not cut out for the intelligence corps

Briefs encounter.

Army recruits had little idea just how tough it would be in Bootie Camp.

Doing the regiment's laundry is a pantless task.

Simon was keen to prove that he hadn't 'panicked' during the last skirmish.

For getting shirty, Private Harrison was sent to the Y-front.

Liverpool fan Andy having a laugh at the new Man Utd away strip.

This is not just any old war - this is an M&S war

Full Metal Jacket (90% polyester)

Sergeant - "Sir we need new helmets for our troops, the delivery truck went under."

Colonel - "Under where?"

Sergeant - "Very well sir."

"Sorry sir, I thought you said wear your cacky pants!"

Woooooo camouflage, this was an awfully strange marine!

With Danny's style of Camouflage he was always the one to be called if the enemy attacked the laundry room.

"In Vietnam the average IQ of a solider was nineteen. nanananananananan nineteen."

Boot camp Day 2 - Sorry Serge, can I get this in any other colour. This shade of green does nothing for my complexion.

Luckily, Elvis' audio was better than the visuals

Private Parts just loved playing matador with the tanks.

‘Skid Lid’

On patrol with an army Hummer

Boot camp Day 1 - Sorry Serge, I don't like to complain but I like for my clothes to be hand pressed.