She was trying to chat up the camera man, but the hair dresser was crimping her style.

Finn the goldfish had made a desperate leap for freedom but Lucy's mum had seen where he landed.

Julia would have won the pageant beauty contest hands down, if it wasn't for her head lice.

Be with you in a second. Just finishing this small martini.

Between the cat a seagull and a pelican Lucy was taking no chances and kept an eye on her goldfish at all times.

Smirnoff's special this week - The Half Cut.

Wherever she went, it followed. Yes, Claudia was suffering from irritating bowl syndrome.

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So tell us Coleen, what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Wayne Rooney?

comments (total: 2)

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Is this Colleen? Shows my ignorance, which is bliss!

Davie Marshall

25/03/10
01:38pm

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Ah, good old Mrs Merton. That Debbie McGee interview was brilliant!

Chris Beach

(admin)

25/03/10
01:46pm

If I have to eat one more flake I am going to pebble dash this studio.