She was trying to chat up the camera man, but the hair dresser was crimping her style.

Finn the goldfish had made a desperate leap for freedom but Lucy's mum had seen where he landed.

Julia would have won the pageant beauty contest hands down, if it wasn't for her head lice.

Be with you in a second. Just finishing this small martini.

Between the cat a seagull and a pelican Lucy was taking no chances and kept an eye on her goldfish at all times.

Smirnoff's special this week - The Half Cut.

Wherever she went, it followed. Yes, Claudia was suffering from irritating bowl syndrome.

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So tell us Coleen, what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Wayne Rooney?

comments (total: 2)

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Is this Colleen? Shows my ignorance, which is bliss!

Davie Marshall

25/03/10
01:38pm

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Ah, good old Mrs Merton. That Debbie McGee interview was brilliant!

Chris Beach

(admin)

25/03/10
01:46pm

If I have to eat one more flake I am going to pebble dash this studio.

im telling you that goldfish jumped into my hair

hi im 65 , love walks, reading , fine wines oh and yes botox

Princess Cole had to content herself with her father's bowl, even though she'd had her eye on a couple of the fiddlers.

With Titanic listing and the Heart of the Ocean pendant cool on her spine, Rose wondered just who the HELL Jack was chatting up over there...

A quart of Smirnoff - because I'm worth it.

Her bridesmaid dress was ruined after her dad had chucked his red socks in the washing machine.

She'd misread the instructions on her shampoo, where it said, Wash and hoe

Tanya's boyfriend told her to try watching the Superbowl all night but she couldn't really see the attraction.

Pin-Up Girl.

"Eh Nicki ,when did you get the 666 tattoo on your head?"

'Nearly ready for my (hic) close-up, Mr De Mille.'

Having a lock-in.

Jade was wondering whether or not she should go into the goldfish bowl that is being a supermodel.

Lady Helena often snacked on goldfish whilst the handmaid tended to her hair.

Loreal forgot to take the model's weeks worth of liquid food from the scene.

"I asked room service for a Fat Frog to sort my head out and they sent me this hairdresser from Paris."

A large grin and tonic

Pin-up Priscilla only had a supporting role as the heroin in "Arsenic and Old Lace".

There I was minding my own business standing underneath a lamp post when I was attacked by a pelican and a seagull.

How posh people get nits out of their hair.

Eddie Izzard gets ready for his latest stage show

Having been desperate for a pee in the night, Deirdre was glad Neil Armstrong had left his helmet behind

It was OK, but Lavinia decided she'd prefer cod

Julie's Mum said she was seeing a coiffeur, but he'd clearly taken some throat lozenges