With the fiddle and all the livestock gone and the spoon not proving the fun she'd hoped, the dish was left to console herself with a couple of diddles.

"I don't like Moondays"

lunar hairclips

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Kate couldn't decide what was worse.... the fact that at 30 she still had a night light or the fact that she had just wet herself again.

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Bit mean - she looks far from 30!

Chris Beach

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06/03/10
02:07pm

Jenny was not impressed, she had been looking forward to her Husband's offer of a romantic meal under the moonlight all week.

Bananas are ideal when you want something light.

Amy wasn't exactly over the moon about the lighting.

"Oh why can't I have a fully inflated red balloon like the other girls!?"

She'd been moonlighting in secret.

Debbie loved writing poems about her best friend June, but could never think of a rhyme

Stephen Spielberg Productions presents "Attack of the Killer Pac Man."

The Moon's a Balloon - really.

Light bulb = good idea.
Glowing bannana = try again.

Well I got you the moon, I just need a little more time to get you the stars. Okay honey ?

what a moondy looking girl

pre moonstrual tension

Warner Brothers had expected a little more for their money on the advertising of 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon.'

Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase..

"Why do I smell cheese?"

Moon? That's not a moon. That's Bananaphone!

Alice wondered whether nibbling the giant fruit gum would make her grow tall again.

"I wonder if my moon needs waxing."

Waning enthusiasm.

When the bulb went, Deirdre was de-lighted

'You're a day late,' thought Wendy the hammer-and-sickle caption specialist.

Being brainwashed by the Moonies.

Even Jackie's Smiley was depressed

Julie's halo had slipped after the hen party and the incident with the male stripper.

Firstly, Jackie liked to lick the chocolate off her Jaffa cake, then she'd take a great big bite out of it

Eating disorder clinic 5 a day training module.

Moonlight and Rose.

"The Man from Delmonte's" daughter.

Moon-struck.

Worlds worst anti-depressant aid.