Party-goers were still in shock after Santa's sleighing.

A few people saw mommy "kissing" santa klaus

Two more competitors crash out of the ice cream eating contest.

They were suffering the first stages of tinselitis

Suddenly Jackie remembered where the missing reindeer was - her husband was still photographing it

The Christmas office party was now into June and the conga was still going strong

Hi-vis you a merry christmas.

14 months into the health kick and for the 131st time Mrs Clause silently berates herself for referring to Santa as "Old lard arse."

Yuletired.

Ben just wouldn't be told that baked beans were not an ideal pre-running snack.

Survivors of the Polar Express disaster.

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at the www.captioncompetition.co.uk xmas conference delegates were getting annoyed that KM wanted to introduce a mandatory "brevity" clause and limit all captions to 15 characters. :)

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15 is too many! KM

Keith McClory

03/03/10
04:55pm

Sally just had a mental block, and kept saying he he he.

Next year, Debbie would remember to order the Easter Bunny outfits a little earlier

recession hits North Pole as Santa lays off 100 of his helpers.

Turned away from the polling station, voters were distraught they'd left it too late.

Visually impaired by the roof decorations and one too many visits to the punch bowl, Santa had done a Fred Dibnah on the chimney.

Roy Wood's family always regretted getting him a genie for his birthday.

Santa Barbara.

The terrorist attack on Santa's sled led to more restrictions on air travel regulations.

The single phial had affected the procession quite quickly.

Jogging memories.

The fifth columnist had argued all along their disguises were thin.

Farcepalm

St. Nicole arsonist worries if she left the gas on high enough.

"Ahhhh,I forgot to switch the oven on!"

Volunteers were left bemused as to what Boris was planning for the Olympic games opening ceremony.

Twister Turrill leads cast from Lark Rise to Candleford.

It came as a sharp shock for some life-long believers, to learn that Santa wasn't real.

Deirdre wondered if it were her reindeer paté that had upset Santa

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Mosque stop a mistake.

Translation for Keith McClory...

You win this round! ;)

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Mosque stop, a mistake! Shorter ,but same impact! KM

Keith McClory

03/03/10
05:01pm

Frank and Sharon were convinced that super glue was not that strong.

If Mary heard the "Knock knock. Who's there? Mary..." joke once more, somebody would get hurt.

Ok is your card the 7 of spades. Rehearsals for her magic act just had to be done, as and when

Colour blind santa hopeful goes along anyway for the auditions

"Hang on, it's March, not Christmas," thought Julie. Unfortunately, she had checked the date on her PS3.

Mrs Clause pretended to have a headache. she was not in the humour to help Santa empty his festive sack.

Oh God, I slept with him when he came into the bedroom - I thought it was my husband

Sally finally remembered what was nagging her, she's forgotton to grow the beard