Japansies

Now I just wash and grow

The first time, Wei's mother had got it wrong and had used self-raising

They were both excited about their visit to the Dahlia Lama.

Communism: Who planted that seed in their head?

Gary Glitters dating Sisters

Due to child policies in china, one of them would have to be culled.

Pair of bloomers.

Smelly tots.

All the girls had got dressed up as they'd heard it was the Year of the Tiger Woods

Crouching tiger hidden flower pots.

florists make crap milliners.

Now we're tall enough to go on all the rides at Alton Towers

Roses are red, Violets are blue and one of us is pissed of at you.

Youngest to earn Masters degrees in Science and Art.

Ornamental China

The worst two culprits for stealing exhibits from the royal chelsea flower show, are recreated for crime watch.

This was a hard decision for Madonna, but they were going to be seperated one way or the other.

Our horiday in San Flancisco.

The Jongg twins had lost their Ma.

The Flower Duet

People gather for Scott McKenzie's guided tour of San Francisco.

The Tongs had now stooped to using suicide flower bombers.

The flower of youth

'Hats too Bali Hai!'

Carmen and Miranda - The Pre-Amalgamation Years.

Their father was a head gardener.

Flower hats that change colour with your mood

"We always wear our coats when Dad is around with his watering-can."

I went and stole a driving licence the minute Dad told me he was getting me a Lotus

the bloody stem is itching me arse crack.

if one more person say to me "alright petal" I'll scream.

look sis, its the year of the tiger. it could have been much worse.

Early bloomers