Raymond's attempts to catch himself a bunny girl were misplaced.

Sales of Pak Choi have been suspended today.

Iceberg comes away from Mr North's Pole.

Fishing for condiments

When in Romaine..

A lifelong fan, Lenny had waited for years to win a memento from the ageing Carmen Miranda.

Robbin' Hood.

The hanging garden of Bobby Lunn was a popular tourist site.

Tom took a chance and cast cos in to the wind.

James Cameron was about to throw the tantrum of his career at the special fx guy on the set of Titanic. Iceberg indeed...

Once again trains were canceled due to leaves on the line.

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Ha, ha yes I have your pole! You kick my dog I steal your pole that call poetic justice you son bitch. Yes that's it jump for the pole that only make me laugh at you harder....... I go camping use your pole for my tent. No ok I just joking I give you back pole.....do robot dance I give you pole.

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Good grief,this is too much. KM

Keith McClory

04/03/10
08:30pm

"9 hours and not one rabbit has even nibbled the bait!"

Leroy gets his kicks baiting salad dodgers.

The vegetarian option for the ambulances siren needed some work.

As an actor he knew it was beneath him, but Bill tried the casting crouch.

He knew perfectly well that being hit with a cabbage attached to a spear was a metaphoric warning from the notorious 'Cabbage Gang' saying Get Off Our Patch.

UFO sighted over market turns out to be a cabbage on a stick

This week on Cabbage Greens Extreme fishing

Hello officer, my name oh its J R Hartley

Salad Bar

He only wanted to leaf through the menu.

true to form the "one that got away" fisherman claims he nearly caught a savoy cabbage that was huge.

van drivers claims he did not see the iceberg lettuce he crashed into.

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When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, lettuce be.
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, lettuce be.
lettuce be, lettuce be.
Whisper words of wisdom, lettuce be.

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Too long,first three lines were enough,otherwise good caption .Keith McClory

Keith McClory

02/03/10
05:22pm

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Pedantic I know, but for me lettuce or even 'let us' really jars with 'let it'.

Graeme Crawford

10/03/10
05:47pm

After two hours of getting no bites with the lettuce, Jermain wondered if he'd have more luck with a Canopies.

Polar-ice- asian.

After twenty minutes trying to get a bite, the White Rabbit was horrified to see the time, and hurried off.

When Sammy was asked why he was doing this, he replied, "Just cos."

A lettuce to Jack, the driver, was like a carrot to a donkey

Gnome delivery

Lettuce prey

Delia unveils her latest book, "Fishing for Vegetarians"