Buck shot

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It would have made an excellent photo had Darren held the camera the right way round, instead of blinding himself with the flash.

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just testing comment section.

Joe T

01/03/10
10:15pm

"You're a tiger. Be a tiger, baby! You're great! You're Grrrrrr- eat! ... Now be a dear and stay in touch, we'll let you know how it goes."

excuse me lads, have you seen a big fat man in a red suit?

Having to take a good professional photo the buck stops with Jim.

Later these pictures would come back to haunt him but he was young, he needed the doe.

The shoot had originally called for another model. But that would have been too dear.

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"Give me back my antlers,I am not going topless."

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Clever. Keith McClory

Keith McClory

02/03/10
05:26pm

'I'm ready for my close-up, Mr Deer-Mille.'

Forlorn fawn drawn to worn lawn before dawn.

"Can we hurry this up please, I'm running with the herd at 4 and have to pick the kids up from the oasis at 5"

It wasn't Jerry's idea of a stag night

If they found out the photograph was faked, Derek was stuffed too

fraudulent photographer takes wildlife shot in back garden in croydon

Give me those doe-y eyes...

It wasn't the first time Peter had flashed an old dear.

Will the prints be dear?

A disappointing sequel with no big stars, the paparazzi were thin on the ground at the premiere of "Bambi 2."

i cant believe we are doing a photo shoot with sarah jessica parker

"I wish this animal would hurry up and stay still, I'm busting."

Okay so this gets my girlfriend back...how?

A noted leg man, the shocked buck had been all too easily lured by the tripod.

Don't worry with a bit of Photo-Shop It'll look like a herd of antelope sweeping majestically across the Serengeti.

The visitor surprised them with a flawless rendition of Every Roe Has Its Fawn.

A genuine wildlife snap, or a faux doe?

The terrified creature would shortly become a namby-pamby Bambi flambe.

ok guys, so thats one g and t and pint of lager, but dont blame me if i spill on the way back.

"Thanks, this will look great in my headshot portfolio. Oh by the way, I don't have a problem wearing real fur!"

Did you shoot my mum?

In a bid to raise charity, Rudolf bears all.

"You won't believe the day I've had, dodging steel traps and hunters. You're not going to snap or shoot me, are you?"

The guys loved staying up late to watch fawn.

"You can forget 'smile please'...just tell me how my brother, there lost a leg?"

"Get the BBQ out Frank, I feel like a doe-nar kebab."

"Two passport photos please...and make it snappy"

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The guys were certain they would win the Wildlife Photographer Of The Year with this one but to Dave, no prize was worth suffering in the rear legs after Ken, in the head end, had been on the curry the previous night.

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Too long! Keith Mcclory

Keith McClory

02/03/10
05:28pm

Filing the photos was made easier by the fact the subject was already bar-coded

It was just all to easy for David Attenborough.

Auditions for "The Dear Hunter 2" are well under way.

Smile dear.