Soldier: "Would you like to photograph my privates?"

Rear Gunner

“When I said “Fire the cannon”, I didn’t mean the bloody camera”.

"It's seen two world wars this 'ere tripod... lost a leg in each".

My wife said to get a good photograph I'd need a Canon

If Robin wants to buy a cannon you'll have to send him down here Mr Tuck.

With that fence there, every time we fired the cannon, the enemy got bombarded with frisbees

Staff Sergeant.

Cannon Balls...

Jethro was a crack shot with the Heavy Fartillery.

I feared as much - Dad's Barmy.

Who ever said a man can't multi task...

Larry hated it when his wife got behind with the laundry so, to teach her a lesson, he borrowed some of her clothes.

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Henry: Well Reg old boy it looks like we're in for a bit of a walloping.
Reg: Really, how so?
Henry: Well it seems our weaponry is a good 300 years older than theirs and it's facing the wrong way.
Reg: Oh blast, on the up side thou old boy I am nearly totally invisible, while your duds will simply make them want to kill you more, just looking at that ridiculous cane makes me want to kill you a bit myself and might I add you are a much larger and stupider target.

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The soul of wit is brevity,too long! Keith McClory

Keith McClory

02/03/10
05:42pm

You know I only joined for 5 years, and look i'm still here, and still no new uniform

Barry had an explosive behind after last nights curry.

The MoD later abandoned any further time travelling intelligence missions when they concluded that the ends didn't justify the means.

Heat 1 of World cannon farting competition

"Ah, here come the tinker and tailor now."

Snap, Corporal, Pop.

Staff photographer: "You're right, the uniform you're wearing does make your arsenal look big."

Training officers got fed up waiting for Cedric to get the hang of improvised explosive devices.

The Dorset regiment had found it hard to accept amalgamation.

Covert surveillance expert prepares to infiltrate Taliban lines.

Talksports Mike Parry proving he is a loose cannon.

'Uniforms Through the Ages' displays defective modern camouflage that hangs lads out to dry.

Backfire

camouflage fail.

no you muppet, i said when we are out on patrol you are to be civil.

I agree, Blackadder did none of us any favours.

If that goes off, your Canon SLR will stand for Single Leg Remaining

Jake had a novel way of keeping his powder dry.

Aye, one good fart should wake up the whole of Edinburgh

uk armed forces front line in Afganistan.