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D C Vote score: 169D C

To maintain your bear do, wash with Winnie the Shampoo.


08/02/10
12:57pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

Bruinette.


08/02/10
12:02pm

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Pony tails are so last year.


08/02/10
11:22am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Baloo Rinse


08/02/10
05:45pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

Like a bear with a sore head.


08/02/10
01:16pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

It was only after starting at the salon that Goldilocks began to work through her issues.


08/02/10
12:02pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

Tamsin smiled as the stylist got to work on the second bear.


08/02/10
12:01pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

On the lookout for a beehive.


08/02/10
12:00pm

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Hair bear bunch


08/02/10
11:10am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Beauty and the beast


08/02/10
11:00am

David G Vote score: 236David G

Kerry had many admirers who were asking to see her bare.


14/02/10
01:11pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

No wonder Kim sometimes felt a little grizzly while modelling.


08/02/10
04:24pm

Jess J Vote score: 19Jess J

Chinese migrants were unaware of the dangers dropbears posed in Australia.


08/02/10
12:38pm

Jess J Vote score: 19Jess J

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's maybearline.


08/02/10
12:31pm

Steve Wright Vote score: 627Steve Wright

Bear with me, let me explain.


08/02/10
11:19am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Bad Bear Day


08/02/10
11:01am

Jack Fehlmann Jack Fehlmann

Now, would you like to see my beaver?


12/02/11
05:48pm

Antony Ward Vote score: 93Antony Ward

barely see the join


28/03/10
12:17pm

Paul (Muff) Diver Vote score: 27Paul (Muff) Diver

Livid... absolutely livid... She'd expressly asked for "about an inch" off and now her head was completely bear...

Nod to whoever.


14/02/10
02:43am

Flip Vicious Vote score: 569Flip Vicious

Scooby-Doo's long lost cousin, Hair-Doo.


11/02/10
08:26am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

The wigs in the Chemo ward were a little elaborate for most patients.


09/02/10
08:31pm

Susie Sheppard Vote score: 158Susie Sheppard

Garry realized that last nights phone sex had, as he suspected, been lost in translation.


09/02/10
07:54pm

Ryan M. Vote score: 74Ryan M.

Loreal. Because you're worth it. GROOOOWL!


09/02/10
05:49pm

James Sanders Vote score: 36James Sanders

One wild hair-do


08/02/10
11:48pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

'The..cat..shat..on..the..mat.'

(What's all this about bears? The thing's obviously a black jaguar.)


08/02/10
10:36pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Bear-faced Li


08/02/10
09:43pm

Keith McClory Vote score: 302Keith McClory

It's just too much to bear


08/02/10
08:39pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Billy the bear thought he would just nip out.


08/02/10
06:38pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

Off the top her head, Suzie couldn't say why her hair got snarled up.


08/02/10
02:48pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

'Keeping Pup Appearances'


08/02/10
01:18pm

Dave Mackay Vote score: 246Dave Mackay

"What's that fur?". "It's fur keepin' ma heid warm, ya daft Scottish numpty".


08/02/10
12:37pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

"That's my hair sorted. Now for my hangover. Hair of the dog?"


08/02/10
12:02pm

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Kim had asked the milliner for a deerstalker.


08/02/10
11:34am

Project Focus Vote score: 25Project Focus

Bear Lee Needed


08/02/10
11:24am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Simone Smith And Her Amazing Dancing Hair


08/02/10
11:22am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

'Winnie The Do'


08/02/10
11:16am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

The stylist absolutely bruined her hair.


08/02/10
11:09am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

you are a bear face liar love.


08/02/10
11:04am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

The mad hatter's wife


08/02/10
11:04am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

no honey, i said I wanted a hot dog.


08/02/10
11:03am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

The Medusa mutates species


08/02/10
11:03am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

If Philip Tracey married Bear Grylls.


08/02/10
11:02am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

I told you not to come in here bear-headed


08/02/10
11:02am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

I said, "Spit her out, Rover"


08/02/10
11:01am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

and when I finish using Rex as a hat I use him in a nice stir fry.


08/02/10
11:01am

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