His teams orders to 'Drop down the rear end and give them a flash bang through the window' did seem a bit odd, but Jimmy always did whatever was asked of him.

Banksy runs out of brown paint.

Frank Spencer's application to the SAS was rejected.

Bumgee jumper

Fathers for Justice training camp.

After his invaluable contribution in the Raoul Moat case, Paul Gascoigne (now on a roll) offers his considerable know-how to the SAS.

Who Bares Wins...

The commander had ordered a "surprise attack" and Reg was not about to let him down.

Voice below " It's ok Dave, I've found the key!"

Thought Byron was let off by the police for scaling the worlds tallest building, his trousers were quickly arrested for descent.

"Sing,sing or show us your ring".
Clearly Mick didn't want to sing.

Kraft's budget cuts meant that chocolate box deliverymen could no longer afford decent belts.

The office girls didn't mind the boss keeping an eye on them, but the fact it never blinked at all was quite scary.

Hanging out on Skid Row.

All because the lady loves Milk Tray, and now she tells me she's lactose intolerant!

Due to his Cesarean birth, Larry always left his apartment by the window.

lack of action man

The suspense was unbareable.

I know the light shines out of his backside but this is taking the biscuit

The SAS: Show Ass Soldier

The SAS: Sphincter Assault Squad

The SAS... Special Anus Surprise...

spiderman: the early years

Frank the special forces operative wins the most elaborate Moony your boss campaign.

No one can be that desperate for a s**t!

Bill just had to smile - he'd clicked the wrong drop-down menu again.

It certainly wasn't the first time MI5 were caught with their pants down.

Steve was really shit at tying shoelaces.

Lack of government funding for equipment for our military clearly in evidence here,(he's lucky to have a balaclava).

What would have happened if the Iranian Embassy Siege had occurred under todays Labour government.

Dyslexic billionaire Dave demonstrated how he'd pulled himself off by his own bootstraps.

The last words he were told were 'no matter what, just smile' - so he did.

Peter continued to draw inspiration from his favourite childhood TV programme, Butt N' Moon.

Phew, I almost cracked a window.

SWAT-sticker.

Mr Bean Joins SWAT.

Despite the balaclava to hide his identity, Richard Branson leaves people with very little doubt that he's not that well hung.

Shat burglar

The recession has hit the SAS too as one soldier finds a new way to wipe his bum without using toilet paper.

The bum bandit leaves his prints down the side of of his latest victims building.

Derek couldn't understand how they'd moved from London to Glasgow and yet still had the same milkman

Mission Impossible Window Cleaning Service.

The bed-and-breakfast landlady was right - you COULD see the sea from the room

Hang on! I AM her husband.

Abseiling? No, I'm just a crap window-cleaner.