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I saw the UFO in my rear view mirror, five lights , scared the crap outta me man.

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Nice twist on a picture which begs some straight-forward gags.

Davie Marshall

05/05/10
12:07pm

Barry had only been caught flashing once.

As soon as the bouncer pointed at him, Jim realised he was about to have his lights punched out.

Poke a face.

I invented this so I could read in bed. Now all i have to do is learn to read.

"You see any men wearing pointy hats and trainers?"

Off-peak lighting.

Kevin demonstrates his new i-Prod

Worlds worst gynecologist.

Only one nightcap and Billy Bob felt light headed.

I'm not m-m-mad,I did see a beautiful woman up a tree with a nice set of chairs and a lovely chandelier.

Geordie Bob always liked to watch animals in the dark, when asked how he could see them he pointed to his cap and replied "ByEyeMan"

"Look no eye shadow!"

Having found the correct head gear, Brian just needed some strong rope before embarking on his bid to go down on Big Heather from Eastenders.

I TOLD them I needed varifocals.

Howdy doody! Mah name's Roscoe, an ah likes to eat mothballs. Catchin em's easy wen you got smarts like wat ah does!

The cops had stopped Sidney for a spot check.

Light fingered.

Dim and Dimmer!

Somebodys home but the lights are out!

If I weren't a fully-qualified doctor, would I have a nice hat like this?

My eye surgery...sheer torchure.

Barry was worried when he heard there was an outbreak of headlights in his son's school

Yes James. We'ved all heard 'Eye, think, you, stink' before... don't even try it.

Did you spot lights?

Finger muppet.

Headlights on dip.

Always look on the bright seyed of life.

A dogger's peak viewing times were normally after dark.

Light socket.

Guide dogger