Derek was shocked to find the Customs official was still up there

Howard's condom fitted like a glove.

Hanging out with the Addams family was not Jim's Thing.

one benefit to the side effects, were wearing button flies were a lot easier

From the twinges he’d been feeling, lately, Desmond hadn’t been at all surprised when he learnt that something surgical had been accidentally left inside him during his Hernia opporation….but he certainly didn’t have money on it being the surgeon.

"Don't mind me - did you know your fly's undone?"

Catcher in the Fly

The Addams family would be mortified if they ever found out what Thing gets up to on his days off.

Steve loved watching sport on his new 3D television except when the crowd performed a Mexican wave.

"I guess I'll have to quintuple my Kleenex budget..."

Gary felt sick as the memories flooded back: that bar, booze, bumping into Thing from The Addams Family, more booze, getting frisky in the cab...

Old and withered after a lifetime of abuse, Maradonna's 'hand of god' finally caught up with him

Roy felt this practical joke was underhand...

Some say a hairy palm is an indication of too much masturbation.

payback for all the times Nigel had spanked the monkey.

Discovering he had been pregnant was something of a double shock.

Fly Fishing - by JR Hartley.

Tool Hand Luke

"Oh bloody hell... I KNEW I should have worn a condom!!"

Now he felt his parents decision on him not being circumcised was not the right one

Pull my finger...

Hi, I'm chucky! Wanna play?..

Be careful what you wish for.

Rodney loved to perform his version of "Willie and the Hand Jive"

Not quite what Dave expected when he asked his girfriend to "give him a hand down there"

You know when I asked you could you give me a hand - I didn't mean...

The hand transplant and penile enlargement surgeries got a bit mixed up today.

Danny often patted himself on the back but this was a first.

"Helloooo!"
"Ahhhhh!!"

Prototype viagra drug trials intrigued the scientific community

Dreading yet another vice-like squeeze, Gerry Adams obediently sang 'You Need Hands' in a surprising soprano.

At this point he knew his $300 penis enlargement went terribly wrong, what he wasn't aware of was the guy who went in for a hand transplant and came out with a penis on the end of his arm.

Although advised simply to 'talk to the hand', Jimmy felt something along the lines of 'F_ _ _ OFF!' was more appropriate.

"Oh, my favourite, chocolate fingers in my lunch-box."

Dave decided against living hand to mouth

'The hand of Knob'

The ultimate hand job

The Evil Dead : Grabbing life by the balls

Bob was shocked to find a stiff in his trousers.

This wasn't the 'Hands Three' Set Tim had ordered from QVC...

"Oh boy." What would Al say about this?

If men continue to rest beer cans on their groins, evolution will head this way.

While innocently posing for a comic photo with a Hallowe'en hand, Bill is horrified to notice the clash between his shirt and his upholstery.

Rick promptly crapped himself - only for the hand to grab a toilet roll and disappear back inside.

Not content with having Phil by the short and curlies the Taxman wanted the shirt off his back aswell.

This was not an ARM chair afterall

Sky consider putting a warning label on their new 3D sky boxes warning against viewing and taking acid at the same time.

thats just nuts! mind you saying that, pictures like this can really grab you. handy soemone had a camera round. tbh id give that crazy hand the finger. if u wanna get rid of that thing u better arm urelf, angle grinder ould help. it may be attached by some nuts

"Could you close your zip? There's a draft".

After getting over the initial shock, Mark's extra hand proved to be a hit with the ladies in the bedroom.