no, I said go get me 3 ho's.

The Three Amighose.

"Hose Anna, Hose Anna, Hose Anna," was always the cry in times of drought.

'Enema At The Gates.'

Does my utilities bill look big in this?

Marvel Comics were quick to brush this creation under the carpet.

Spanish firemans triplets.

Jose Hose b and hose c

Maybe we should have paid the extra and had the colonic irrigation done professionally

No matter where they looked, they just couldn't find the other end.

The Girl Guides' Charity Car Wash was raking in far more money than the Scouts'

"Have I got noose for you."

Tory coalition meant no Lib-Dem hoarding - even though it remained their policy.

"I've followed this bloody yellow road for about a month now, you got an idea scarecrow?"

Constantly rising petrol prices had forced the USSR to resort to siphoning oil instead.

World fence spraying competition lacks ....well everything!

The triplets were slightly confused when asked to model hosiery.

'The Three Faces of Eve' had seemed a really great name for their group until the triple-length bloody serpent turned up.

Unless the girls were turned on, there seemed little chance of Golden Shower frolics.

By introducing yellow and stripes to their wardrobes, the girls pioneered a new subcategory of goth: beemo.

Three members of Girls Aloud had picked the short straw for this B&Q advert.

As the old saying goes, you can take some hos to water but you can't make them think

With these new leashes their father hoped they'd beehive.

Hose the odd one out?

The contraception campaign models just knew the 'Coils for Goils' ad would never catch on.

Davie liked to keep his bitches on a lead.

Unfortunately, the British Sign Language girl on TV misunderstood Father Christmas' "Ho, ho, ho"s

After inheriting their Great, Great Grandfather - Buffalo Bill’s lasso collection, the Cody sisters soon decide to stick the bloody things on ebay.

An Alan Titchmarsh wet dream.