It was easily the most authentic Flight Simulator programme she'd ever downloaded.

Despite being abducted by aliens Leanne still managed to submit her tax return on time.

"No I'm not ready to go into the light! I've got to update my status on Facebook, Bebo and Twitter!"

Claire's new orthopaedic helium knickers were working wonders for her back.

Rachels mum had tried everything to get her off the computer but has had to resort to using an industrial vacuum cleaner.

just typing my blog on the fly

Webcam orgy's with invisible men had become an overnight porn sensation.

Time isn't the only thing that flies when you're having fun.

The residents of Cern were very aware that the Large Hadron Colider had been switched on.

When burning a copy of her Spaceballs DVD, Tracy had set it to Ludicrous Speed.

Wi-Fli had never worked better.

I-Pad-ded Cell

Wendy found it difficult to adjust to student life

Jeff, what have I told you about overdoing the baked beans!

Ella wondered if swapping her chair and lampshade for conditioner and a teddy was wise after all.

Not so much drop-dead gorgeous as float-alive gorgeous.

"What's that email address again, Tinkerbell?"
"p.pan@lostboys.com"

No sooner had Suzie conquered her technophobia and photophobia than she was struck down with cathisophobia.

'Oh, Peter - I'm FLYING!' gasped Wendy.

('Wait till I prick those balloons between your thighs!' hissed Tinkerbell.)

Extreme lap(top) dancing.

Night light flight.

Safely hidden in the desk's shadow, Bill and Fred watched in horror as Sally accepted the invitation to a Third and hopefully sexier Kind of Close Encounter.

The new Dell laptop was fantastically quick but was pulled from the shelves after failing the crucial wind tunnel test.

Heuston, we have a problem.

Bring your daughter to work day aboard the space station.

Captioneer in position to carpet bomb.

Screwing all her furniture to the wall certainly kept Lavinia fit

Stay away from the light.

Superman's sister.

Deirdre liked her new iPad, but decided she might have to go back to using Tampons

The fan from her laptop emphasised that Sophie's Anorexia was becoming a problem.

David Blaine's new girlfriend.

Apple's new MacBook Air was a true revelation, unlike the iPad.

Surfing the net

Deborah wished her mother would go back to buying Bisto - this new Zero Gravy was proving tricky

The pull from the wardrobe was getting stronger - Aslan clearly needed more help