It was Saw 7 and Jigsaw was running out of steam.

Mister Tally had come and tallied all the bananas, now that daylight had come he wanted to go home.

Since moving from 29 Acacia Road, Eric Wimps attempt to rekindle his Superhero powers proved fruitless.

Surrounded by so many banana skins, Bill had thought it only sensible to remove his slippers.

"Ah, the bananas have lowered. But the apples have yet to descend; and when are my plums going to drop?"

The judge told Eugene, that in his opinion, he was highly strung and totally bananas. He gave him a suspended sentence and told him not to go within throwing distance of George Bush again.

Charles couldn't deny he was disappointed after attending the auditions for a local 'Skin Flick'

Suddenly, Bubbles felt himself evolving

Krapp's First Tape

i like men now..

When captioning, always go for the low hanging fruit.

The curch decided to get creative when Mr Darwin presented his theory of evolution.

Voice from Roy walker, now just say what you see. Is it "The man from delmonte, he say yes"

"I'm waiting for the delivery man to turn up with my ice cream; then I'm gonna split."

Cryogenic Sleeper meets Planet of the Apes to wreak the Revenge of the Geeks.

Shoulda gone to specsavers

The masterminds behind The Crystal Maze and Fort Boyard had clearly gone bananas

"Yes,we have no bananas,(ok, I lied)"
"We have no bananas today!"

Even as a young man, Rolf Harris had been haunted by the fear that his boomerang wouldn't come back.

Barry Allan Bylon gazed at his hanging bananas, quietly confident that this was the comic triumph of his life.

Greg's delight at winning the competition faded when he realised that "Win a fruity night in Bananarama!" didn't mean what he thought.

"Not all these bananas are a-peeling."

Graham had lost his shoes and was looking out for a new pear.

After hours of careful deliberation, Gareth thought he'd made the perfect choice but then, just as he was about to tuck in....

The producers of the new harry potter sequel were just ecstatic at how far the film's special effects had come.

James had only wanted one pair of slippers.

the inspiration for Damon Albarn's Gorillaz project.

if Damian Hirst did passport photos.

Euro MP still waiting for a straight one so he can ban it from going to the UK.

Nerd News update: 'Apple Computers' to be fitted with new Banana Chips.

Kenneth's exposure of his laboratory chimpanzees to 'Blue Peter' had resulted in their making a number of interesting mobiles

Inflation saw the cost of bananas rising.

Every day innocent bananas are brutally hung and skinned for slapstick comedy. Make a donation to Bananas about Bananas today before they split forever...

Bananaman's secret lair

The President didn't dare move away from the chair until Security had made the floor safe

Dennis wondered how the monkey was getting on in the next cage with his chicken tikka masala