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Family barbeque ends in tragedy after gas explosion.

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looking through some of the older captions and this is superb..:)

Craig Eddie

17/10/10
02:23am

Once the first of the Towers had fallen, the world's media had congregated and the eyes of the planet were set squarely on the terrorist catastrophe unfurling before them, the jumpers started making more of an effort.

After this latest development, Frank the police negotiator asked to be transfered to the dog unit.

Disaster as World's first Holographic Hotel develops a technical fault.

Flying Circus

Many people object to paying Ryanair's new landing surcharge

A Stirling Moss family reunion

giant spiders web causes problems in local town

Triplets Jay, Ronnie and Moe watched happily, getting a thrill each time someone called out to them.

Suddenly it started raining Caths and Dougs.

Performed live, The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men, appeared to be not so crash hot after all.

Fall guys

Found Wally! No... my mistake, wrong stripes. I'll spot him, just give me a few minutes.

Politicians race bankers to see who can fall faster below an ethical standard.

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Mr Co Co of Great Britain wins the Olympic trials in suicide, which puts him through to London 2012 (despite the lack of competition). A mix up in the timetable meant the gymnastics went ahead at the same time. This is thought to be because it was once cancelled due to lack of funding.

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For me, a bit too long, cumbersome and contrived. (Lack of competition in suicide trials might have had funny possibilities.)

Graeme Crawford

03/03/10
06:13pm

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Oh for God's sake! KM

Keith McClory

04/03/10
08:20pm

It's a big surprise to everybody when someone turns the gravity off.

There's no such thing as a free plunge.

'Welcome to Lemmington Spa'

The history books were much kinder to Isaac Newton than what had actually occurred with his experiments on gravity.

Testing the new blow up doll range using Helium didn't quite go to plan.

Float like a butterfly sti...hold on how do we get down?

Concept artist envisages 2012 Olympics entitled "Not built on time"

After the whole population of China jumped as one man the tremor was felt as far away as Sussex.

The new speed dating agency, "Falling in Love", has its first two successes.

At their first tots' reunion Fun Parachute Jump, they'd all been quite surprised to find that the officer issuing the 'chutes was none other than the nice young lady supervisor whose life they'd probably made a bit difficult at Tumble Tots.

Whoever had suggested playing Scissors-Paper-Stone was unlikely to be invited to join the freefall formation again.

"Who forgot to fill the bloody watertank??"

The agency had proposed to Chutes Ltd. that this first ad should feature a 'nice-to-have' product message, with a second 'must-have' ad to follow after the worst of the crunch was over.

circus de soleil employees clock in for work.

Worlds worse parachute jumping school.

Coffee break at the international space station.

David Cameron was taken aback at the response by his shadow cabinet to his proposed election campaign.

Circus tries out the new mass human cannonball stunt.

Hypnotist goes too far when making these people believe they are taking part in a mass Bungee Jumping stunt.

"Weeeeeee!"

"Yeah, I need one too, but let's hold it in until we land. Could you imagine the mess?"

Deirdre regretted telling those awful people she met on holiday to drop in anytime

Divers(e).

I'm never sure - is it £250 each we get from Harry Hill, or is that for the whole group

Unable to compete with polka dots and floral swirls, the wallpaper design was soon disontinued.

"Thanks for calling Phil and telling him to get the crash mats ready."

"I thought you called him."

You get high-fliers in all walks of life.

Coach resigns after Britain´s synchronised diving team syncs to new low.

So, the population really is falling