Lightning conductor.

Allison quickly regretted clicking on the Installation Wizard.

Next time he put his cornflake bowl in the microwave, Derek would remember to take the spoon out

Disproving the old proverb, Howard proved that, in fact, "only 2 hands make light work."

Old habits die hard for an older Harry Potter when all he had to do was change the light bulb.

The effects of playing World of Warcraft for days without sleep can be shocking.

Whilst never the most glamourous of characters, true gamers always picked 'Chris' on Streetfighter II.

Jack found it hard to relax after doing a hard day's work as a charge hand.

After Malfoy used 'Luciferus', Derek's only option was pissoffium

Kamehahmeha!

Peter Mandelson unleashes his powers on the latest spin from david cameron

When dating the entity from the Abyss -- keep away from electric current.

man attacked by gigantic sperm...

Enter the Dragon - Theo Paphitis style.

'Catcher in the Rain'

Gervais passes stern judgement on US version of The Office.

Among the many activities of the UK Alternative Energy Research Group, their Crail office manager was fiercely proud of the modest levels of power generated through the efforts made by old Miss MacIntosh on the ladies restroom exercise bike. ('Her legs are just a blur,' reported the Fife Courier.)

In an aggressive office power-play, union official calls for lightning strike.

Peter Pan and Tinkerbell were having another domestic. He got done for battery.

"No, I quite clearly said when I ordered: Vegetarian Supreme, extra onions, hold the photons. I'm not paying for this."

She was a being of pure energy from another dimension; he didn't see the point of turning the light off when he left a room. It was never going to work.

"Honey when you're done battling the poltergeist in the basement will you please help me fold some clothes!?"

Flashdance.

Due to customer complaints about his uncorking methods, Harry Potter's employment in the wine bar was quickly terminated.

Nigels only way to cop a feel were in his electric dreams.

Julian had never made any secret of being AC/DC.

Blazing paddles

After constant amphetamine abuse, Philip K Dick's ink blot tests started taking on another level of consciousness.

Noel was making a bolt for the door.

Harry's wife had got his new iPad mixed up with her regular pads

Peter worked for the local Electricity Generating Company - they would connect him to the grid during times of low usage, and then use him to generate electricity at peak times

Ben`s successful attempt at pyrotechnics was just a flash in the pan.

Harry Potter 22, "The Switch To Greener Spells"

St. George decided to "feel the force" and dispensed with his armour for the final battle

Sky TV 3D test lab.

Steve Job's home basement.