Emma almost won the try and eat a doughnut without licking your lips competition.

The emergency poster campaign to get more workers in the rock salt mine was getting a little desperate.

What happens if you French kiss your sugar daddy.

Frozone goes home a happy man.

crystal lips and alistair

With only two mouthfuls to go, Thelma tragically blew her chances of becoming Miss 'I Ate A Donut Without Licking My Lips' 2010.

Nivea's new lip gloss was hailed for not having been tested on animals.

"Where'd the donut go?" asked the pink slug.

Whore licks.

snow job

ok ok i'll get it right this time.
1. pour the tequilla
2. drink the tequilla
3. suck the lime
4. and take the salt.

Frigid Fiona was more frostbite than love bite.

Kim's interpretation of "Open your mouth and say 'Aaah'" made the dentist hot under the collar.

The model's severe yet tasty dandruff problem affected the reenactment of the Rocky Horror opening.

Mr Frosty still denies he had sexual relations with that woman

Crystal's cold sores were the worst her doctor had come across.

Intellectually, Arthur Miller thought Marilyn might be a lickspittle - physically, he KNEW she was.

Sometimes I even have coffee with my sugar!

Maria had overdone the salt on her tequilla shot.

Kathleen was the first to admit you didn't have to be Irish to enjoy good crack.

Margarita loved tongue twisters.

Sugar tits just had her lips done.

Usually she'd spit, but Bertie Bassett was an exception to the rule.

"..Sugar! What's on my lips??"
"Honey! What's on my lips??"
"Sugar! What's on my lips??.."

Gypsy Rose Lee was spending too much time with crystal balls.

Unfortunately Aslan had to undergo a Penectomy after suffering frostbite.

Sandra had learnt the hard way never to kiss a man with dandruff

It was quite a pleasant surprise for Jade, as she thought the insides of the chocolate-covered willies were synthetic

Debbie was all ready for her sugar daddy

Front cover of Nigella Lawsons new cookery book.

Kylie always coated her lips with ice before eating a really hot chilli