From the welcome message on the display it was clearly made in China.

Nigel found he couldn't read his weight while still wearing his electronic willie warmer.

Skateboard with Sat Nav.

Try the Richter scale, Bud.

Of course I'm not overweight, Gloria - the scales say I weigh, er, zero

Jake had long since upgraded his old timber peg.

That's the last time I lend my weighing scales to Jo Brand.

New from JML, "The Speak the Truth Talking Scales"

"Get off me ya fat cow, your hurting me."

Salter bring out their version of the George Foreman. Ideal for grilled sole.

High-diving board computer warns little Tom of frozen pool.

It was nothing that couldn't be fixed by throwing the bathroom scales out the window.

Lance was annoyed that the camera fitted to the footboard of his bed had malfunctioned at quite a critical moment.

The coroner weighs what was left after the latest lion attack at the local wild life park.

if you registered a weight you were automatically disqualified from "America's Next Top Model" programme.

ErrO

Eat Rivita really OFTEN.

"Darling, the manual says it means .... Expanded rump registering Overload."

I just love pretending to be the green goblin. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Maybe I should cut my toenails first

Error - one at a time, please