Stop. Hammer time.

New film, "So I married an Auctioneer"

Day Break

Sings "If I had a hammer,I'd hammer in the morning,all over this land"

Time Pieces.

Killing time

Unfortunately, Harry got to the alarm at exactly the same time as Gloria's thumb

Clawing another ten minutes.

Did I hear the clock striking one, George?

Derek always said he'd get up when the alarm went off the second time

Striking a blow for late sleepers.

Thor had had a busy night

unfortunatly someone had replaced the picture of a hammer with a real one.

a tad too heavy on the touch screen

split second

This Christmas, don't let the bad gifts cancel out the good ones.

Having perfected the sneaky 'Alarm Disarm' Davie could sometimes gain an extra ten minutes of servicing from Felicity Flatback.

"...and I thought I was the one taking a tool to bed with me!" thought his fiancé.

Home under the Hammer

Dawn had been lying in bed dreaming of tapping open a Terry's Chocolate Orange

I was just 2 hourse late for writing 'Stop, Hammer Time'

There's an app for just about anything - including letting your 5-year-old use the iPrank to wake you up at 4am

The morning after Bob The Builder's christmas party.

Fred West snooze button.

Sir Terry Wogan was enjoying his retirement but still couldn't work out how to reset the alarm

Seconds out around one.

After having finally trained it to trill "Good morning" at exactly seven every morning, Shona found it a poor replacement for her budgie

Barry Bucknell found it hard to adjust to modern technology

Edwin's wife had long ago learnt not to wear an alarm watch

'Bad ticker'

Jimmy's home video remake of Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' didn't turn out as successful as expected.

After 30 years of banging his wife, he decided to bang something else for a change.

Gareth always knew Helen's vibrator would come in handy some time

'Doomsday Clock'

'Big Bent'

Harry could sleep on a bit. The Anger Management Course he ran wasn't until eleven.

MC Hammer? More like PMT Hammer.

When the jury decided he'd murdered his wife in his sleep, he began to think he could get away with anything

Jim's hammer travelled through time most mornings.

You call that an off-button? THIS is what I call an off-button.

And then he goes to work and punches the clock.

Kevin was glad he'd bought the hammer peripheral at the same time as he bought the digital alarm

The next night, it was a pity Derek forgot he'd changed sides with his wife

Harry was pleased his wife had asked him to dress up as a labourer the night before

Clocked.

The trouble with these new-fangled electronic alarms is that you have to get up to unplug it before throwing it out of the window

Handy Andy when he ain't so dandy.