Let's see George Bush dodge this!

Yeah, people have got unusual feet these days. We had one girl in yesterday with three legs!

Biggish shoe, anyone wanna buy the Big Issue

"You'd feel small too, if you were in my shoes."

You know the old woman who lived in a shoe? Well, they took her high heels away, so now she lives in a flat.

The lesser known film
"Honey, I've Shrunk The Cobbler"

What! You mean 51 is a Continental shoe size?

To tell you the truth, I'd be terrified to meet him, but the wife seems quite keen

Proof of Bigfoot's existence is finally discovered in North America

"I'm sorry, Mr. Gulliver. I think you're going to be a tad late for work this morning".

This guy has big shoes to fill.

The Iraqis prepare their heavy artillery.

How to make a world class chello player look like a nutcase in one easy Photoshop session.

This was a common problem when you had shoes made from foreskin.

Willie rebelled when he was ordered to reduce his Carbon footprint.

Vernon had been seriously unimpressed when he got to the boot camp section of the X-Factor.

This particular cobbler works with feet and winches.

Buffer zone

Big Is-Shoe! Big Is-Shoe!

Straight-laced Brown (if he felt down),
Would polish off an 'upper'.
If on a roll (to heel his sole),
He'd do two more at supper.

Deep down inside, Jim knew that his wife had been correct - that the shoes were a wee bit too big for him...however, he was prepared to pack them with several newspapers rather than listen to the bitch say "I told you so"

Professor Higgins liked to brush up on his brogues.

Claude Hopper

'one large step for man...two small feet for mankind'

Joe pretended unconcern while waiting for the other shoe to drop.

When ever the kids misbehaved Dad would threaten them with a boot up the arse.

He'd asked the shop assistant if she had them in a nine.

As usual they didn't have the right size so brought him the next best fit.

After ten minutes of rubbing, Gordon then acquired the shoehorn.


nod to 3.08

Robert never cared about the size of that shoe – it was the cleaning of the shoe that made him so horny.

better be carefull. if he wanted to he could walk all over you

Adolf Hitler used to become very irate when people said he only had one small cobbler

Yeah, our bank repossessed it from some old woman with lots of kids who couldn't keep up the mortgage payments

A family size brown loafer.

the show box was fashioned out of 2 coffins glued together.

"Do I have them in black? I'll check for you now sir?"

"Bob, can I borrow that fork lift for a second?"

Where did I get it from? Oh, some clown brought it in.

Luckily, Gareth the butler had no sense of smell

Having brushed up his air cello performance, Fred's next musical challenge would be the shoehorn.

Oh I don't mind being his butler - it's his manicurist I feel sorry for

After eating cow pie, Desperate Dan uses the rest of the cow for each shoe

The old woman still didn't know what to do with all her children after she had been evicted

Fred! The shoe-polish tanker's outside.

As Ed Sullivan might say; "Really big shoe. Really big".