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Steve Wright Vote score: 627Steve Wright

8.00pm BBC2.
Walking with dinosaurs.


24/10/09
12:01pm

Davie Marshall Vote score: 668Davie Marshall

Under Labour's new plans the retirement age for men will be upped to around 65 million years.


24/10/09
03:59pm

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Brian and Olly always used EasyJet when flying South for the winter.


24/10/09
07:30pm

Flip Vicious Vote score: 569Flip Vicious

"So how's your mum's heart doing?"
"Bit worried, she's due for jurassic surgery on Tuesday."


26/10/09
07:32am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

George, tuck you shirt in. you are drawing attention to us.


24/10/09
06:08pm

Sarah Bennison Vote score: 77Sarah Bennison

Doyouthinktheysaurus?


25/10/09
09:40am

Steve Wright Vote score: 627Steve Wright

The pelican briefcase.


24/10/09
05:03pm

Davie Marshall Vote score: 668Davie Marshall

The evolution path of your typical CEO.


24/10/09
02:16pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

How to get ahead in advertising.


24/10/09
12:27pm

Graham Mcdonald Graham Mcdonald

Rat Race weekly: "Adapt or die" phrase under scrutiny.


02/11/09
12:13pm

Eileen M. Vote score: 577Eileen M.

The Land Before Timeclock


01/11/09
08:13pm

Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 161Scott McFarlane

Side effects of the new strain of teradactel flu were easy to spot.


26/10/09
12:21pm

Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 161Scott McFarlane

Without their makeup Jimmy Tarbuck and Bruce Forsyth were starting to look their age.


26/10/09
11:43am

Flip Vicious Vote score: 569Flip Vicious

".. couldn't Derrick have gotten stockings or Saddam masks or something? I can't see a bleedin' thing."


26/10/09
07:39am

Sarah Bennison Vote score: 77Sarah Bennison

The big bag theory.


25/10/09
11:34pm

Dave Mackay Vote score: 246Dave Mackay

It's not fair! The humans always get called first.


25/10/09
03:43pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

I TOLD you, sweetheart - no suit, not even a case - I'm the odd man out here.


25/10/09
01:39pm

Davie Marshall Vote score: 668Davie Marshall

The Dragon's Den. Now with actual factual dragons.


24/10/09
05:50pm

Keith McClory Vote score: 302Keith McClory

Spot the Bankers who continue to demand huge Bonus payments


24/10/09
02:33pm

keely keely

lady gaga hit the streets this week...


28/10/09
12:21am

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