Jordan's old bra wireframes make excellent playground features. Additionally, when she dies, Jordan has said she "plans to donate her face to help make a sub-standard leather sofa".

After inspection, the Lilliputians all agreed that Gulliver’s contact lens would make an ideal Garden Centre.

The celebration edition Kerplunk: it's not just life-size, it's life-threatening.

Euro Disney unveils its new "Thunder Dome" theme world.

World's biggest jellyfish attracts considerable attention.

Disney's Epcot had been hit badly by the recent recession.

“So I take it that the giant Christmas Snowglobe is a resounding success”
“We don’t know yet”
“Oh, why’s that?”
“We can’t shake the bloody thing”.

Tower of Rabble

After three hours someone finally spoke up….”Ok, we give up…where’s the bloody door?”

The new invisible radar dome had some unexpected effects when it was first switched it on. "We should soon have most of the people unstuck any day now", said a USAF spokesman.

"If Tiger can't find his ball in that sand trap soon, McCourt, those Borrowers will free that sucker up and he'll have to conceed the hole."

The Crows's Nest Olympic Stadium in China is not aging well.

Globe totters.

Boris Johnson has sudden doubts, for using Indian contractors to build the velodrome for the 2012 olympics.

Another pointless Olympic Sport?

Unfortunately for the tourist at the top, the Iron man is coming, and that whole thing is made out of GeoMag

The qualifying group fights in the Thunderdome were less well-attended than the knockout stages.

Only framework remains after the desert igloo disaster

Underpaid midget workers start work on creating replica footballs

Giant spiders web ensnares unsuspecting tourists

Tests of futuristic dome shaped prison cells reveal the blueprints were riddled with errors.

Work eventually gets underway at dismantling the millennium dome

The 2012 Credit Crunch Stadium was finally completed