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Davie Marshall Vote score: 668Davie Marshall

Swallowing the bubble gum had been worth a chuckle at the time. But passing it was proving quite strenuous.


21/08/09
12:39pm

Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 161Scott McFarlane

And for my next trick I will now produce the accompanying Golf bag, trolley and set of clubs, now this may take a little longer.


25/08/09
11:22am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

The tooth fairy better have a cheque book.


21/08/09
06:42pm

Mr Pip Mr Pip

After Months of failed treatments, Billy finally resorted to the untested "unbrella" technique to cure his hemorrhoids


21/08/09
01:01pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Bruce Glee.


21/08/09
11:05am

Flip Vicious Vote score: 569Flip Vicious

Top Headlines: Thai police clamp down on smuggling into youth prisons as extreme cases come to light.


23/08/09
11:17am

Eileen M. Vote score: 577Eileen M.

That was the last time anyone kicked sand in Odd Job's face.


22/08/09
12:50am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Sonbrella.


22/08/09
12:21am

Eileen M. Vote score: 577Eileen M.

"And all this time I thought sex on the beach was just a drink!"


22/08/09
12:03am

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

Dracula invests in umbrella apprenticeship scheme.


22/08/09
12:03am

Keith McClory Vote score: 302Keith McClory

"Mum, I've brought one essential item for the'staycation'


21/08/09
08:04pm

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Young Mia found it quite amusing when his dad claimed that there was a small hole in his parasol.


21/08/09
12:02pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

i love blue smarties. Yes sir indeed.


21/08/09
11:07am

Ryan M. Vote score: 74Ryan M.

I just farted, blew that man's Umbrella right away. Hee Hee.


21/08/09
12:27pm

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