Won't be the first time football comes between a man and a woman.

99% of people see a vase in this picture. However, people who are clinically insane see two Asian people with a ball between their heads.

the spot the ball competition was beginning to get increasingly easier

World mixed heading championshps reaches stalemate

Suki and Lee had been in contact with one another on the internet for months…but sadly their dreams of one day meeting face to face was very remote….as they each lived on opposite sides of the globe.

'David, what shall we name our new baby?'
'How about Harper Seven?'
'But, David ... Harper's bizarre'

keep your eye on the ball

Balancing balls on there forehead was a new experience for one of them

The other 1% of people see a vase too. A vase-ctomy if he doesn't get rid of that ball.

Header to Davie.

In England people draw moustaches on their friends when they fall asleep, in Japan people glue each other's heads to footballs.

"All that ever comes out your mouth is a load of balls"

Hard-working and highly-qualified, they know the world's their oyster and - despite appearances - the ball's at their feet.

Eventhough they both wanted to go for the kiss, neither of them wanted to drop the ball on their first date.

William Tell had it all wrong, this is going to be much funnier!

Bathed in light and shade from the great temple's stained-glass window high above them, the young couple solemnly pright their tloth.

Crouching Tiger Hidden Defender.

"Ballinese" speakers.

She: "I thought when you said come back to my place for a Highball that we were going to continue drinking."