Jacqui Smith fills in her expenses form.

'I see debt people'

Robyn's 'Compulsive Caption Disorder' was left untreated for years, leaving her a gibbering wreck that wrote down every thought that went through her head.

Santa's secretary has an eventful first day

Gordon Brown's complaints officer regrets her ten minute coffee break.

Chris Beach's secretary with the daily requests for logged-in voting and the elimination of down voting.

"I MAY have received a pink slip. Let me get back to you on that.."

"Windows Vista's" Head Of Testing office.

Paperview

If only I'd clicked the 'no spam' box

The Swiss Meteorological Office gets more reports of an avalanche

I still don't understand ,why my secretory committed suicide?

No wonder Oscar the Grouch can't keep a secretary. Look at the way he keeps his desk!

Please check the front page news section for instructions.

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‘An Incident At Luxburry’
Scene Four

It was at this point the script editor had unleashed a exceptionally violent sneeze and muddled together the scripts for 'An Incident at Luxburry' and 'Planet of the Apes and an Asian man'.

She quickly located scene five in which...

‘Mail & Female’

Caroline has decided to take advice she saw on a t-shirt and will 'eat spam'

With the out-tray long-since buried, and her mouth feeling as dry as a Vultures crutch, Polly was regretting accepting the post of official stamp licker.

The advent of the paperless office not quite arrived!

If your Yahoo! e-mail spam were real.

Wheres a fucking envelope when you need one?!!!