"I saw the whole thing. He stuck that stick between the spokes of his bike on purpose."

Monkey #1: "Hey, that's human abuse!"

Monkey #2: "So what? You gotta keep 'em in line or they'll walk all over you. Besides, this one lost the organ I gave him."

Creationist monkey ambushes Mr Darwin

The ban is finally lifted again on the culling of Humans.

Headlines: Locals tired of getting stick from wild monkeys.

With the release of Nokia’s new Monkey Mobile…happy slapping had taken a sinister turn.

Please check the front page news section for instructions.

#moviecaption Caption Competition Challenge

‘An Incident At Luxburry’
Scene Three

Troy took a deep breath, and winced slightly as an acrid fragrance assaulted his nostrils. Middlesville typically smelled awful, but there was decidedly something more sinister about the odour this still morning. As he continued on his way... Jin-Sun jumped the grooming queue and was about to suffer retribution, monkey style.

Monkey gave local oranga-tan

It's Bash Monkey weather

The Monk’s Gang had all but perfected the three-man distractional Mugging of gullible tourists.

Macac Attack!

Ater breaking his bike, Jim had some trouble with the monkey wrench.

Sir Alan rushes to Yasmina's aid after Debra questions who should be project manager this week.

"Planet of the Apes" Prequel begins filming.