Don't you just hate it when illegal aliens win the lottery?

There was still a bit of work to be done to make the yellow balloon more lifelike.

I've heard of Speed Dating, but Shroom?

The dangers of the "all you can eat" tourist menu - the bloated, wide-eyed look.

Lead Scientist: Alright you lot, own up, whose been taking the the new experimental drugs?

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‘An Incident In An Alternate Luxburry’

Scene Eleven....Act 6 - The road to Barry.

Much to his dismay and annoyance…on leaving the convenience, Reg was approached by what he thought was the Tibetan ‘It’s A Knock-Out’ team…but it turned out to be local Councillors awarding him with a cheque for half a Million Euros for being the 63rd person to use the toilets.
Reg accepted his award graciously, but he and Betty had bigger fish to fry…they had to find a small duck and then seek out High Priest Barry before darkness fell over the mountain.

Mr.Pinky was overwhelmed at being the 1000,000th customer at McDonalds

Which two live next to Sellafield?

Hugh Fearnley-Wittingstall is getting his mascots Blue Ladel and Egg Timer to get people on his chicken campaign.

"well... we didn't want to let them down"...

when things get blown up out of all proportion...

"our two eldest were conceived on an inflatable mattress"...

An average family hit by inflation...

The 2 inflated egos always want to be the centre of attention.

"This cheque better Come in Piece s, or we only got half a mil!"