"A living doll? I believe I still have one of them in the loft from my bachelor night." said Mr. Blow-up Doll.

Have you seen this child: 7 years old, female caucasian, wearing a long black dress with a catwoman style hairband. Last seen in 1991 playing hide-and-seek with a couple of local boys.

‘Trash In The Attic’

Josef Fritzel had to improvise with his new penthouse suite.

'Betty Gable'

After the calamity with the loft ladder four days earlier, Gail begrudgingly weighs up the pros and cons of Urophagia.

The ad said four rooms, cathedral ceiling and a jacuzzi. If it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

Rebecca was not happy with the en-suite bathroom the builders had promised.

‘Loft Perversion’

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‘An Incident At Luxburry’
Scene 8

Meanwhile, Sally's Mother clinged to her beloved bath tub, with a look of real concern. Would Troy make it in time before the enamel gets chipped?

‘Pat Rafter’

With the Belfry well overdue for a clear out, Quasimodo & Esmeralda decide the time is right for an Ebay Weekend.

Tracey Emin agrees to do celebrity "Cash In The Attic".

Sarah thought she should be out drinking with the mates, instead she had been replaced by an inflatable doll and lived in an unused dolls house.

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