Having his 5 a day was going to be risky if the first one was anything to go by.

*Street Ninjas(aka Free Running)is increasingly popular in the UK... However this particular one has not yet mastered his tuck & roll.

*See YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RA6TmDtvCQ

Life lesson number four: Don't eat bananas on the roof.

This urban myth about skidding on a banana is a right load of.....

Head over peels.

There was an audible groan from onlookers when they realised he had landed with his feet apart and would lose half a point.

It took a while, but after hatching an ingenious plan, the kids managed to get Dad to breakdance.

The tooth is out there.

The Banana Split wasn't quite the breakdancing move they imagined it would be.

"We better consult his next of bananas kin."
"This is no time for jokes Barry, a man just broke his neck"

The final moments of one of the casualties, after flight BA2490's tail section broke off.

Yes, he knew it was sad, but the Banana skin method was his only half believable strategy to get a decent eyeful of Maureen Micklewhite’s pants.

Eric's first day at clown college gets off to a flyer.

"I know him only too well,he will slip up and be snorting crack again"

KING KONG PUKE

‘Fell Walking’

As the banana touched down on the ground at the same time as Dave's skull, he had to finally admit that Galileo was indeed correct. At least now he knew.

They don't call it breakdancing for nothing...

After getting so drunk he forgot he had arms while trying to scratch an itch on his face, dave decide it was time to quit drinking.

"You'll never believe this! 2 Monkeys stole my tiger lunch box, then threw their bananas at me, then threw me off the roof! I thought they were my prime mates!"

Break (your neck) Dancing

(Taken from a previous Ryan M. Caption)

Extreme begging.

"This is 29, Acacia Road. And this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. Eric is Bananaman. Ever alert for the call to action."

Banana Splits.

The monkeys could now rest easily....revenge for ‘The Laxative Amongst The Peanuts’ incident was now theirs.