Dave was fired from Spidey School because, for his project, he didn't have access to the web.

Everybody had gone to red alert except Stanley who was stuck on yellow mellow.

Infiltrating 'Lego Fathers for Justice' proved difficult for Malcolm.

The 'Fathers for Justice' lego set comes complete with 'too cheap to spring for a suit' Dad.

Harry had been sitting in the High Blood Pressure Clinic for more than twenty minutes before the nurse informed him that the Jaundice unit was actually next door.

"Blast this. I'm going to buy myself a fifth and drink it on the beach."

"Pssst.. didn't you get the ..."
"..No I didn't get the bastard memo!!!"

at the spidey-themed 'heroes and villains' paintball, there was a gross inequality in the teams.

The latest score is 0-0 in the worlds hardest table top football game.

Graham could only blame himself for being on the field of battle.
When the Recruiting Officer visited his school and asked for all warrior's to step forward...Graham thought he'd said worrier's.

jim began to loath his company's dress down days

"All in all you're just another lego-brick in the wall" sang George in protest.

Japanese bukake porn takes it to the next level

Where's Wally was starting to get too easy...

The next day, it's easy to spot who drank too much at the Christmas party.

"I need this like a hole in the head."

The Spidey clone army was bound to produce a mutated gene.

Can you pick out who has diplomatic immunity?

The order for the new uniforms for the prisoners of guantanamo bay was one short.

"Lego of me. I'm the real Spiderman!"