Sally the Lab assistant’s ‘Eureka Moment’ came when she finally formulated the pill to eradicate all diseases.
Tragically this was closely followed by an ‘Oh Bollocks Moment’ when she spilled the entire batch down the loo.

Sally showed her inexperience by thinking Mexican jumping beans would be good in a tossed salad.

we tried to use 100% less packaging but in the end we settled for a glass bowl......and that still didnt work

I'm telling you Leila, green custard would work much better!

It took many years of trial & error and several lawsuits before Kellogg's finally perfected the 'Snap-Crackle & Pop' in their Rice Krispies.

OMG my nut allergy's back.

Suddenly, Jade stopped daydreaming, and realised she wasn't holding Matt Damon's hips

'Bring Your Daughter To Work Day' at the Embryonic Research Centre.

Lucy had a pleasant surprise as she discovered she'd left her mobile phone set on vibrate.

Starstruck fan excited to meet The Black-Eyed Peas.

The Singing Epileptic Chef premieres this week on the Food Channel.

‘Heinz 56 Varieties’

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‘An Incident At Luxburry’
Scene Five

... a mild ground tremor struck Middlesville, spilling Sally Barry's breakfast popcorn from her hands. The ground tremor was strong enough to awake most of the still sleeping inhabitants of Luxburry.

After much torture the family knew that Penny would spill the beans eventually

Susan spied the 'Flasher 'on the birdtable

"Clarice, guess who's coming to dinner? Oh dear, you've spilled the fava beans."

Drugs + Gravity = Hours of awe.

Oh Nuts.

the extreme shock and joy of realization: obama won?

While making risotto for tea Amy's husband calls from the sitting room, "Honey, have you seen my maggots for fishing. I left them in glass bowl in the kitchen?"

Reluctant police informant uses pantomime to get her message across.

Pippa's infamous throw the peanuts straight into her mouth trick has gone down in the worst tricks in history, joint with the woman sawn in half and not put back again trick.