"Baby, please don't dump me! I swear... I didn't know wearing mismatched socks was a deal-breaker... I promise I'll change!"

When the Binmen wish you a Merry Christmas don't tell them to f**k off.

Woman gives birth to fully grown man in local dustbin.

why grown men need wives:
1) Taking out the garbage becomes a near death experience
2) odd socks

Glenn Beck's last day at CNN.

Ladies, don't forget to recycle whenever you can - you know it makes sense.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Sorry fella, that medical alert company went out of business in the 90's.

Boy George's new cell mate limbers up prior to the incarceration of the wayward pop star.

The day of the deadly dustbins

and thats what you get for wearing odd socks!!!

The day Jonathan changed his mind about being a stay-at-home dad.

Don't tell his wife where he's bin last night

The definition of extremity.

Before there was Viagra.

Oh my God, I'm wearing odd socks!

Don't throw out odd socks.. especially when you have another pair just like them.

Ben Franklin said, "Good fences make good neighbors." O.J. says "Good lawyers do!"

Mafia just getting plain lazy.

Mario makes falling into pipes look easy, when in reality, it's something of an art form.