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Stevie L Stevie L

"Blimey Julie, when did you develop such a strong grip?!"


20/11/08
07:14pm

The Mole Vote score: 96The Mole

When I said, "Get a grip," I meant for you to find me a carpenter who can build better sets.


14/05/09
08:28am

Bill Monroe Vote score: 18Bill Monroe

After creating his first accountant in the lab, Derek tuned in to the Open University to see how to bring him to life.


24/11/08
05:07pm

Johnny S Vote score: 15Johnny S

Mike had been looking forward to the bedroom scene that followed. However, now that the lovely Carol had been replaced by the only available understudy, he was less than enthusiastic.


24/11/08
01:42pm

Flip Vicious Vote score: 569Flip Vicious

"I'm not sure who's more insane, the people behind this new community service scheme or the families who endorse it.." thought Skullcrusher to himself as he admired the gun cabinet, the safe and the wife.


23/11/08
07:57am

Christionion Vote score: 399Christionion

Strictly Come Dancing really helped Austin Healey get in touch with his feminine side


20/11/08
10:07pm

Davie Marshall Vote score: 668Davie Marshall

Jim Henson makes a move into serious dramas using full size human ventriloquists dummies.


20/11/08
11:15am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Full Throttle Ahead


08/09/10
08:51pm

Keith McClory Keith McClory

Why is there a flashing light on that spiderwebb?


29/11/08
05:25pm

dan w dan w

"remeber when we talked about that hypothetical 'if we both shared the same cell'situation. Well i was thinking'."


22/11/08
11:51pm

Eileen M. Vote score: 577Eileen M.

During his soliloquoy, Norman felt the presence of the theater's famous ghost: the man in black.


20/11/08
10:03pm

Daniel Crowder Vote score: 99Daniel Crowder

You have an itch sir? here, let me scratch your back with my knife...


20/11/08
09:18pm

Rob W Vote score: 17Rob W

When he said he could pull out a grown man's heart with his bare hands, Jim called Ted a liar. Ted hates being called a liar ...


20/11/08
07:28pm

Eileen M. Vote score: 577Eileen M.

"Is that someone jerking off up there?"


20/11/08
12:44pm

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