"This episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by the letters, R.I.P".

...but when they found a man inside they all started to question their existence

"It's a good thing we didn't let the Count pluck it, or it would be Christmas dinner."

We'll have to invite Kermit The Frog to partake of our Christmas ham, although the scuttlebutt in these parts is that he's eaten her already.

Elmo: "I know! because we hated him so much let's leave his head on his mother's doorstep!"
Cookie Monster: "That's taking it a bit far isn't it?.."
Elmo: "Why? Does she live abroad?"

It was generally agreed to be the worst stag do ever, as the best man misunderstood the tradition of getting a 'bird with big breasts'.

It just goes to show being a yellow belly will not be tolerated.

In entertainment news, Big Bird was demoted at Sesame Street this week. Producers stressed that 'cutbacks were regrettable, but tasty'.

"Guys, when I said I wanted to have a Big Bird for thanksgiving..."

Poor Bert. He just couldn't read the warning signs. He saw that the group were turning nasty, but thought nothing of Ernie's suggestion of Banana Split for desert. Still, Ernie only lasted until the others wanted orange juice with their breakfast the next day.

cookie monster goes cold turkey!

I wonder if it'll taste nice with Sesame Seeds?

credit crunch claims new victims.

When Miss Piggy invited us saying she was going to have a big bird for Thanksgiving, I never imagined ..

Do you think hes dead yet?

Big Birds Toasted again he does this every thanks giving!!!
He has too much to drink gets hot under the collar and looses his head!!

Elmo: "A toast!..."

he stands up, clears his little throat and raises his glass

"..to avian-flu, for killing two birds with one stone"

Cookie Monster: "..well it was actually quite amusing, I held him down, Oscar cut his head off and to our astonishment he ran up and down the street headless for like 10 minutes.."

Elmo: "hahaha yeah, he looked like a f*c#&ng muppet"

Cookie Monster: "..settle down Elmo, there might be children watching"

Its what he would have wanted.