The south prepares for Barrack's campaign trail visit.

"I call it my Super Soaker, but it don't squirt no water.. it squirts blood. Now git off yur sister!"

Supernanny: Alamaba Style

Unfortunatly, it was an all over tan

Novelty human clock displaying 9:25. Announces dinner by firing off a round - fully adjustable. Moonshine sold separately.

With Russell Brand in town Brandine wasnt taking any chances.

Sarah Palin is the first woman to be named on the Republican ticket.

"i just missed a jehovas witness at my door this mornin...which is weird cos i thought i had a good shot"

Jane couldn't quite grasp the concept of calling shotgun for the front seat.

after resident evil 8, Milla Jovovich felt she was getting a bit old for the role

Miss January on Tony Martin's calendar.

"Two votes down for my David Blaine caption, huh? NOW it's personal!"

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Now you undress and we gonna make love real pretty like you hear??

A rare photo of John McCain's upbringing

Dial-a-Date's least popular escort

i said leave my chickens alone

The Tart Is A Lonely Hunter

Mary Lou Ellens pest controls business, was proud of its new sales pitch for local hotel infestations. "The roaches check in, but they dont check out."

On reflection, the decision to make small talk with Annie about the dykes in Amsterdam was probably ill advised

No Country For Old Women