Maybe it's time to apply for food stamps again.

"I wouldn't be caught dead masturbating."

August 2015…People were still being found stuck to their chairs by Darren Brown.

John Humphries says "Oh come on I'll really have to hurry you"

'Weightwatchers' Champion, 2006, 2007 and 2008

Keira Knightley decides to to have a dabble at mastermind.

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With a new throne off Freecycle, he was clawing his way back from a defeat to He-Man that had cost him everything.

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lol

Steve Wright

01/04/10
08:14pm

When Corrine accidentally ran over her frail grandmothers foot with the vacuum cleaner set to full power…she could never have imagined the outcome.

Godsake, that was a long movie

Greater London ambulance crews have been told they must improve response times

"Don't worry about me, dear. I'll grab a bite after the opening ceremonies."

I've heard you can go blind from it.. or develop a hairy palm.. but this??

"I need a recliner with extra padding for me boney arse."

"Thank you for calling T-mobile, how can i help you?.... hello?..... hello caller?"

Max Clifford can't resist the opportunity of getting Jade one final booking on the Big Brother Easter special.

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Hospitals to introduce comfy chairs, but longer waiting times.

The Big Brother housemates failed every task, with disastrous consequences for the shopping budget

didn't realise he'd been waiting that long.

There are fears that, once again, NHS waiting lists may be on the slide.

In the lounge coz he got kicked outthe LIVING ROOM! :)

He's not at the party coz he has no BODY to go with!

In the year 2146AD Peter is still waiting for England to win the World Cup.

It was useful to have some extra sockets in the livi... in the lounge.

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SKINNY LATTE PLEASE

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ALL CAPS? REALLY?

Davie Marshall

16/03/10
10:37pm

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complete lazyness, was on caps when i started and just left it.

Scott McFarlane

17/03/10
09:22am

Despite everything, Beckham still hoped to be fully fit by June.

Never out of that chair Stan was always being accused of being bone idle.

Being a gay Skeleton wasn’t easy for Raymond….After thirty years he’d finally decided to come out of the Closet….only to be told he now had to get in the Cupboard.

'Blood was definitely thicker than Walter'

he was determined to see gareth gates finish saying that tongue twister

In a new documentary, victoria beckham talks openly about her career.

this place is dead, theres nobody here

If he had only bothered to look in the crack of the recliner, he might have found his remote and been saved..

Mrs. Bates truly loved what Norman got her for her birthday.

Mastermind contestent found in props cupboard.

No honestly Gladis you don't look well I'm making you a doctors appointment.

Death takes a more 'hands on' approach to relaxing