"Now you see, your light wasn't working because this is a melon, not a light bulb".

OK pass the other two up and I'll let you know if they taste the same.

If Paul had known that his playfully flirtatious comment would lead to 3 hours of tedious explaination; he simply wouldn't have bothered mentioning her "lovely melons".

Not much use for cash in the attic but at least our search wasn't completely fruitless...

how to keep a blonde entertained - Show them a melon. Simple

2B or not 2b, I reckon double d myself

"Oh, so this is how Blue Peter would be if they broadcast it after the watershed..."

Worse production of Hamlet ever.

The famous nude art scene from the movie Titanic if Jack Dawson had been gay.

"Soo, Jack - are you inspired enough to sketch me now?"

"Umm.. Rose.. how about a still-life instead? I could put your head on a couple of these."

Fancy that, I thought you was joking about your 3rd nipple.

From back alley abortions in the sixties to backstage breast augmentation today. You've come a long way, baby!

Ive showed you my Melons now let me see yours??

"I'm an expert in squeezing melons you know."

Paul Burrell steps up and admits :
I do this in a shed every sunday!

"Well, darling, I've raised my fruit levels like you said but I'm still constipated ..."

Alas poor yorik I knew him welon...... spell checker fails again

Haha...you wish sweetheart