Holiday tragedy: Bionic man accidentally sends nephew into orbit.

superboy never got bored of pissing on tourists

Stork baby deliveries - Delivering you joy. Any place, any time.

after losing their ball the players resort to small children for a game of catch

Answer to last weeks 'Spot the boy' competition.

Right last chance, find daddy the nearest pub or it's the sharks for you...

Disney's new Moon Beach attraction didn't have much atmosphere

The photographer looked on in shock as a huge child seemed to be levitating up the mountainside.

"But Dad...I kept telling you I needed a wee"

Little Tommy's amazing displays in the water explained Dorothy's late night visits to Dolphin Cove.

thanks son now that bird with the peachy ass is watching..... we will worry about social services later

Young Billy had overdone it with the sun lotion again.

The bathers were having so much fun that they failed to notice the monstrous Dorsal Fin in the distance.

Johnny Fartpants goes paddling.

novel, a flying kid. Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Despite budget cutbacks, LOST decided to continue into Season 5...

Everyone around stares as Neptune arises from the water and begins to ascend Mt Olympia

It's raining kids. Hallelujah!

Be with God now

Scientists deny claims they have been splicing human and dolphin D.N.A