willy wonka was forced to bow to the unions demands...

Recent studies have shown that 1 in 3 can't help taking the piss out of midgets.

After some traumatic accidents, a warning sign was later fitted to the lower toilet. Reading: Don't look left!!

alterations to the pub were needed for Tom Cruise's visit

They may have lowered it by 40 centimetres, but it’s still hideously uncomfortable to sit on.

For the children and the well-endowed...

ronnie corbett's demans began to get more and more diva-rish !

'The perils of Blu-Tack'

'Smallholding’

Two Capital pee’s and One lower Case.

For when you are caught short.....

Please mind the step.

Whiskey Pete's Bowling Alley regretted choosing Picasso to design their new balls.

cough and drop