Ken unfortunately took a shortcut through the Commando barracks on his way to Barbie's costume party.

Despite eveidence to the contrary, the Ukranian security forces insisted the radition had subsided at Chernobyl

They tried to claim the kill but further investigation showed it was due to friendly Firestone

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Scene Eleven....Act 4 - The road to Barry.

Major Tom turned up at the double with Private Dancer as back up. After an epic battle the Sniper Squirrels were finally captured, tortured and slaughtered. Reg and Betty could continue safely on their way, getting ever closer to the almighty high priest Barry. They started to get a move on because Reg was dying for a crap.

'that'll re-affirm our manhood after jimmy put his sisters barbie clothes on us....'

Okay, all we have to do is slice her open, scoop out the guts, stuff her and stitch her up and the newest recruit to the soft fluffy battalion will be ready for action Sir.

"None of you nut munching suicide jockeys are getting through. Not on my watch."

Dead ferret sold separatly!!

Ken began to overcompensate wildly when he discovered that Australian adult arcade owners were marketing his purloined home video as "Another Shrimp On The Barbie."

New anamatronic G.I Joe toys are programed to shoot anything that moves while yelling ahhhh insurgents!

Are kids army toys getting too realistic?

After days of tracking the beast, the townsfolk can now sleep a little easier. That's a real American Hero!!

The degradation of the Muslim Squirrel sparked further troubles in Toy Iraq.

Timberland spokesman denies accusations that new ad is aimed at gay survivalists

two nuts go nuts as squirrel fails to protect his nuts.