Frank knew fashioning a hat out of field mice would come back to haunt him

‘Pecker head’

One day in the future they 'll use canaries to detect gas!

Earl began to think he was schizophrenic. The voice in his head kept asking, "Who? Who?"

Hey look! That Owl has an old man stuck to its ass!

The comb-over could no longer conceal the egg in his nest

Early 'Night Vision' system fails to impress

Council workers no longer trusted and now have supervisors to look over their shoulders during work

Employing Ron as a scarecrow had the opposite effect.

If you think this looks odd, you should have seen his last bird?

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The public laughed - but he didn't give a Hoot!

the owl on the funny hat went to pee, on a colourful ageing bloke

This is what happens when you play Owl City too loud on your iPod.

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Reg thought it would be a good idea to speak with Barney, as he was very wise and knew loads of other birds. So Barney jumped on a taxi and was told to meet Reg in the yard behind the mental asylum.

To avoid questions by tourists, Arthur always posed as a birdbrain.

Brian was quite unique....he was as thick as a plank and yet had a wise head on his shoulders.

As a result of this latest hangover, Vladimir decides to give up vodka for once and for all.

old hOWLer

"Dumbledore's really lost his style recently" thought Hedwig, as he perched on the old headmasters head.

A dimwit, he thought an owl's wisdom might brush off on him

Currys' new, totally organic, pest control scheme starts to take off.

Michael Peterson is innocent!

Bert, Harry Potters' biggest fan was proud of his new ebay purchase.
Since Daniel Radcliffe wasn't cute anymore he needed to make some extra dosh just incase.

What do you call a man with an owl on his head?